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I love a good fire. Mmm.
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Let's get this place set.
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Ooh, this can
go right here.
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Well, y'all
gonna have to go,
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just for the weekend, though.
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Cheers to us.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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Hello? Shawn?
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Yo, stop playing.
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- I got a gun!
- God damn it.
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Hey, yo...
That's too DMX.
What are you doing?
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Baby, is that you?
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-Damn, Morgan!
-Nigga!
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See, I knew
I shouldn't have got you
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the Muay Thai class
for Christmas.
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You "strong" strong.
You strong with a C.
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But why the hell
didn't you say something?
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Damn, you almost made me
spill my wine.
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So, you almost
break your man nose,
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but, "Oh, no, my wine?"
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Baby, we are all alone
in a cabin in the woods.
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Until the others get here,
you got to announce yourself.
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-You asking for too much.
-Am I?
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I'll touch your penis later.
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- Deal.
- So predictable.
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Okay, okay, but you gotta
check out this room.
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-This shit is wild.
-How wild?
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-Come on.
-Oh, you like it sick. Okay.
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Follow me.
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Follow the leader, huh?
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Yeah.
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Stop playing.
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Is it Blade's house?
Where's Wesley?
35
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I want to talk to Wesley.
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If it is, you know what they
pay you for. Wait, hold up.
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I know I left this door open.
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-Uh-uh.
I'mma go get my sage.
-Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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Come on, come on,
come on, now. We good.
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Listen, I won't play.
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I watched a whole entire
Dateline episode
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with this psycho brother
and sister
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who kept
their incest-bred kids
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hidden under the stairs
of their Airbnb.
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Also, that wasn't Dateline,
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that was just the plot
from the movie
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People Under the Stairs.
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You might be right.
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Oh.
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Kinda fucked myself up,
but here you go.
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-You okay?
-Enter my port of doom.
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-Wow.
-Come on, come, come.
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Did you know this house
was gonna have
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this cool ass game room?
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No, I did not.
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But that's not why
I brought you in here.
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You gotta check this out.
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-The Blackening.
Seriously?
-Yup.
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Whoa!
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What in
the Jim Crow fuck, right?
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Uh-uh.
This is hella disturbing.
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Why the hell is this
in this house?
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This was not in
any of the reviews,
but guess what?
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It's about to be.
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I don't know but
as soon as I get a signal,
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I'm fittin' to cancel
their asses immediately.
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Yo, AirDrop me all of that.
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I got you.
Say, "Cheese," motherfucker.
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-Baby, this is wild.
-Yeah.
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How do you even
play this game?
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-Like, what are the rules?
-You tryna play?
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I mean, I'm
a little curious.
Aren't you?
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I can't even get you
to play Spades but
you all over Sambo.
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Oh. At least Sambo
don't renege.
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Nigga, if you say
you don't have hearts,
guess what?
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You shouldn't have hearts.
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Pick a card.
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At least we know it's working.
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Shit probably runs on racism.
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Now, that is one battery
81
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-that ain't dying no time soon.
-That's a sober comment
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- right there, baby.
-Pick a card!
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Okay, nigga, calm down.
I just did.
84
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Yeah, and you better
watch how you talking
to my lady, okay?
85
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-Okay.
-What you got?
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"You are a Black character
in a horror movie.
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"Prove that
you can stay alive.
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"Name one Black character
that survived a horror movie.
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"You must answer correctly,
or you die." What the hell?
90
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So this is just
an aggressively-themed
trivia game.
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Hold up, were there even
niggas in horror movies
92
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-when this game was created?
-Baby, you're thinking
too much about this,
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all right?
I know the answer.
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It is Jada Pinkett,
Omar Epps, Scream 2.
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Boom, Sambo.
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Them niggas
was the first to die.
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What are you talking about?
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I honestly think
that the studio didn't have
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the budget to keep 'em
the whole movie.
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- Mmm-hmm.
- That's why they had
to die first.
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All right, let's see
what we got here.
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-We got game pieces.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Wait a minute.
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Don't this look like
my earring?
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Let me see.
106
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Yeah, like,
it's the same but different.
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Your time has run out.
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You did not answer correctly.
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But hold up.
How the hell
does a game know
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if we answer correctly
or not?
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It don't. Watch this.
You watching us, Sambo?
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Well, yes, I am.
It's time to die.
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Fuck!
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I can't see.
Where are you?
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Baby? Baby? Keep talking.
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Morgan, baby, follow my voice.
Follow my voice. I'm over here.
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Okay, you got me. You got me.
Come on, come on, come on.
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Okay, okay.
You got me.
You got me.
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I'm so scared.
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Listen.
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Is that...
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Is that breathing?
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Wait. Let me get my phone.
Let me get my phone.
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Okay. Got it.
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-Okay.
-Okay.
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Okay.
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Hello?
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Shawn?
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00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,016
Shawn?
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00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,050
Shawn?
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Run, nigga.
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Hey!
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Peekaboo, I see you.
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Time to die!
Time to die! Time to die!
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Time to die!
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Hey, guys!
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Listen, I cannot wait
to see you guys.
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Oh, remember,
when you turn on Valley Lane,
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it's gonna feel like
you've gone too far
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because you in the woods.
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But just keep coming.
142
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Shawn almost got us
lost earlier.
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Man, no I didn't, Morgan.
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- Don't tell 'em that.
- Anyway,
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I got the games ready.
Time to get it cracking!
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00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,102
-Oh, shit.
-God damn.
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This whole reunion
about to crack,
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00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,907
and you know
Morgan ain't playing
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when it comes to
the party planning.
150
00:09:00,274 --> 00:09:02,943
Okay, because we about
to turn it all the way up.
151
00:09:02,976 --> 00:09:06,213
-I got some shrooms, molly.
-Oh, that sounds good.
152
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,681
Ooh, and I got some
nice herb in the back.
153
00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:10,384
I don't even care.
We got the whole crew
back, okay?
154
00:09:10,417 --> 00:09:14,521
Got all eight of us.
We did that, y'all.
155
00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,291
Pause, pause, pause.
Eight? What do you mean eight?
156
00:09:17,324 --> 00:09:20,294
I know seven.
Who all gon' be there?
157
00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:22,529
Bitch,
you didn't tell him that
Nnamdi was coming?
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I was going to.
159
00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,766
- Really?
- Hell no!
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00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,267
I knew it.
By the way,
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00:09:27,301 --> 00:09:30,037
- I like this haircut on you.
- Thanks, girl.
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00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:32,439
Hello, bitches.
I see y'all exchanging looks.
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00:09:32,473 --> 00:09:33,807
What are y'all
shady asses hiding?
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-Nothing.
-Nothing.
165
00:09:35,042 --> 00:09:36,477
Matter of fact,
y'all are hiding someone.
166
00:09:36,510 --> 00:09:39,580
Again, answer my question,
who all gon' be there?
167
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,916
Who cares who's going?
168
00:09:41,950 --> 00:09:43,952
It's been 10 years
since we all hung out.
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00:09:43,984 --> 00:09:45,819
We came to have fun.
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00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:47,154
Yes, please.
171
00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:51,692
We need some reckless,
unadulterated fun.
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00:09:51,725 --> 00:09:53,126
We all desperately need it,
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00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:54,862
-especially you, Dewayne.
-Especially you.
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00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:56,230
Okay, you ain't gotta
say it like that.
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00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,332
But, yes,
you are right.
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I do need fun,
and I am very excited
to see everybody.
177
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,172
As long as
Nnamdi's not there.
178
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,440
He not gonna be there, right?
179
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,992
Yes, it's that good shit.
180
00:10:58,026 --> 00:10:59,660
No, they don't.
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00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:02,296
Rap Snack?
182
00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,666
Okay, Chainsaw
Massacre man,
I see you.
183
00:11:13,340 --> 00:11:15,609
Hey. Stranger danger.
184
00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,344
-Sorry.
-Shanika?
185
00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,179
Carlton?
186
00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:21,882
-Clifton.
-Clifton. Yes!
187
00:11:21,916 --> 00:11:24,018
Oh, my God,
what you doing out here
in the middle of nowhere?
188
00:11:24,052 --> 00:11:25,819
Oh, come on.
Aren't you here
for the reunion?
189
00:11:25,852 --> 00:11:27,521
Yeah, yes,
the reunion.
190
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:29,556
Yes, I am.
191
00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,030
Wow.
192
00:11:36,064 --> 00:11:38,432
Anyhoo, I was actually
on my way to the soiree,
193
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:40,300
but I forgot
my phone charger,
194
00:11:40,334 --> 00:11:42,302
and then
my phone died.
195
00:11:42,336 --> 00:11:44,338
It's not the end
of the world. It's okay.
It's fine, right?
196
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,440
But then my Hyundai
died up the road.
197
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,642
-Your what?
-Hyundai died up the road.
198
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:51,511
And I get here,
they don't even
have my charger.
199
00:11:51,545 --> 00:11:53,647
They have iPhone,
I have Android.
200
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,550
-Damn. I'm sorry,
that does suck.
-It does.
201
00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:58,685
-Not the car, the Android.
-You're funny.
202
00:11:58,719 --> 00:12:01,622
We all know Androids
have the superior
operating systems.
203
00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:03,457
Wrong!
204
00:12:03,490 --> 00:12:05,726
That's wrong.
But it's okay.
205
00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:09,097
I'm gonna help
yo ass get gas
despite your opinions.
206
00:12:09,129 --> 00:12:10,397
Come on. Let's go.
207
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,798
And why do you
got so much damn
toilet paper?
208
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,767
You have so many
Rap Snacks.
That's a lot of salt.
209
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,003
Okay, is it just me
210
00:12:15,036 --> 00:12:17,537
or is this giving
Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
211
00:12:17,571 --> 00:12:19,239
I don't know,
I never seen that film.
212
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,574
White people scare me.
213
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:22,776
-But your daddy is White.
-Exactly.
214
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,544
And, girl, that's why
every single time
he gets mad,
215
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:27,949
I'm like, "Oh, Lord,
here it comes:
murder-suicide."
216
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,450
You know I'm serious.
217
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:34,354
Oh, God!
218
00:12:36,790 --> 00:12:37,891
No!
219
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:41,895
Oh, my God, really, bitch?
A cabin in the woods?
220
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,263
It's technically a house.
221
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,133
I think it's cute.
222
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,466
But she got money.
223
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:48,769
We could have went to,
like, a five-star resort.
224
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:52,907
You're
wasting your time.
225
00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,374
Just
answer the question
226
00:12:54,408 --> 00:12:56,610
-so I can find out...
-What seems to be
the problem?
227
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,680
I'm trying to explain
to him that I'm staying here
for the week,
228
00:12:59,713 --> 00:13:01,049
I just didn't
have the code, but...
229
00:13:01,082 --> 00:13:02,516
-Who are you?
-Are you a cop?
230
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:05,252
I'm a park ranger,
and your friend here
is trespassing.
231
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,921
No, he's not.
232
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,321
See? Right here.
233
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,457
All of our names are listed.
234
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,060
We have the home
for the weekend.
235
00:13:12,093 --> 00:13:14,628
-Told you.
-And here is my license.
236
00:13:19,199 --> 00:13:20,467
Excuse me.
237
00:13:21,668 --> 00:13:23,637
Normally, the Conners
only rent to...
238
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:24,671
White people?
239
00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:28,009
-Families.
-White families.
240
00:13:28,042 --> 00:13:29,242
Mmm.
241
00:13:30,544 --> 00:13:32,312
You all have a wonderful stay.
242
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:37,718
"You have a wonderful time."
He sounds like my dad.
243
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:40,687
Ew. I didn't know
park rangers have guns.
That is unsettling.
244
00:13:40,721 --> 00:13:42,789
Well, that was
completely unnecessary.
245
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,326
Don't even trip. Can't let
the ignorance of his prejudice
disrupt our inner peace.
246
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,595
-What?
-Okay, Gandhi.
247
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,466
So when did you get
all namaste, King?
248
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,301
Is this the same King
we went to college with?
249
00:13:54,334 --> 00:13:56,137
Of course it is.
250
00:13:56,170 --> 00:13:58,139
What is this sensitive energy?
251
00:14:01,308 --> 00:14:02,509
Where are Shawn and Morgan at?
252
00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:04,244
They texted me.
They probably just went out.
253
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,312
They'll be back soon.
254
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,447
Anyway,
happy Juneteenth, niggas!
255
00:14:07,481 --> 00:14:09,549
-Happy Juneteenth!
-Happy Juneteenth!
256
00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:11,451
Happy Juneteenth,
Ranger White!
257
00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:13,587
Aye!
258
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,522
- Whose car is this?
- Hey, yo!
259
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,959
It's... I'm gonna go
get my bag.
260
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:20,293
Brother Nnamdi.
261
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,428
Sister Allison Tubman.
262
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,696
Good to see you.
263
00:14:23,064 --> 00:14:24,264
Sister.
264
00:14:24,798 --> 00:14:25,967
-What's up?
-Hey.
265
00:14:27,135 --> 00:14:29,170
'Sup.
266
00:14:29,203 --> 00:14:30,470
I gotta go get my bag.
267
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,608
So, what's up,
y'all ready to party?
268
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:35,642
Yup.
269
00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,485
Sorry.
270
00:14:45,519 --> 00:14:47,854
I should have told you
that Nnamdi and I are
friends again.
271
00:14:47,888 --> 00:14:49,689
Yeah, you should have.
272
00:14:49,723 --> 00:14:52,492
But honestly, at this point,
it is what it is.
273
00:14:52,526 --> 00:14:54,962
But friends. I'm confused,
when did that happen?
274
00:14:54,996 --> 00:14:56,496
Because last time I checked,
275
00:14:56,530 --> 00:14:58,799
that was the nigga
that cheated on you
again, and again.
276
00:14:58,832 --> 00:15:02,402
I'm over that.
College was a long time ago.
277
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,537
People can grow, Dewayne.
278
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,039
Are you saying
I haven't grown?
279
00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:08,109
Look, Nnamdi and I
are just friends,
so you can relax.
280
00:15:08,142 --> 00:15:10,211
Can we please enjoy this?
281
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,512
It'll be like the old days.
282
00:15:12,546 --> 00:15:15,749
Party, play some of
Morgan's games,
283
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:17,651
party some more.
284
00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:21,354
-Fine.
-Close your eyes.
285
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,991
- Do you trust me?
- With my life.
286
00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:25,392
Take a deep breath.
287
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:27,761
Now, inhale
through your mouth.
288
00:15:29,163 --> 00:15:30,430
-Swallow.
-Mmm. What is this?
289
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:32,465
Molly. Now, stop
being sad and pressed.
290
00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:33,834
Time to party, bitch.
291
00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,002
-Molly?
-Yup.
292
00:15:35,036 --> 00:15:37,071
-You know that's
my drug of choice.
-Let's do it!
293
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:46,413
Hello?
294
00:15:47,949 --> 00:15:49,449
Yo!
295
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:53,453
Oh, my gosh.
This is so cute!
296
00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,489
I bet you Morgan did this.
You know she loves decorating.
297
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:58,358
I bet you they already took
the best rooms, too.
298
00:15:58,391 --> 00:15:59,559
Oh, my gosh.
299
00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:00,928
Shit, look, Allison.
300
00:16:02,296 --> 00:16:03,763
Even got a picture of you
on the wall, too.
301
00:16:06,533 --> 00:16:07,734
Fuck you, Nnamdi.
That's your ex-girlfriend.
302
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:09,003
You know,
the one with the teeth?
303
00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:11,005
-Okay.
-Uh-oh.
304
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:13,406
You know what time it is
when these cards come out?
305
00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:15,375
You taking
all the Spade fades.
306
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:16,610
You still like losing?
307
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:17,777
If this is how
you wanna start the weekend,
308
00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:18,946
that's fine with me,
gentlemen.
309
00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,982
Because me and Lisa
about to come back
310
00:16:21,015 --> 00:16:22,649
and issue that smackdown.
311
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,353
Let me go drop my bags,
and I will be right back.
312
00:16:25,385 --> 00:16:28,588
This is nice.
I bet you this is all
repurposed wood, too.
313
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:06,227
Hmm. This must be
where they keep
their personal items.
314
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:09,429
-It's locked.
-Or maybe it's
the master bedroom.
315
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,864
And Morgan and Shawn,
316
00:17:10,897 --> 00:17:12,465
the couple
of the friend group, took it.
317
00:17:12,499 --> 00:17:15,970
Okay. Speaking of couples,
318
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:18,339
a little birdy told me
that another couple
319
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:20,408
may be in our friend group.
320
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,642
I'm not saying,
I'm just saying.
321
00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,477
You're not saying, but you're
just saying what, Allison?
322
00:17:24,511 --> 00:17:25,745
I'm just saying, Nnamdi,
323
00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:28,815
do not break her heart again,
and I mean that.
324
00:17:29,951 --> 00:17:31,218
I got you.
325
00:17:31,252 --> 00:17:33,720
And remember,
you gonna have to deal
with Dewayne, too.
326
00:17:37,992 --> 00:17:39,226
Mix it up, baby.
327
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:40,794
Oh, yeah.
328
00:17:45,232 --> 00:17:47,268
Mmm-hmm.
329
00:17:47,301 --> 00:17:48,903
This ain't the Blackest
shit ever?
330
00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:51,571
You know what else
is real Black? Diabetes.
331
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,274
Ain't nobody drinking that.
332
00:17:53,307 --> 00:17:54,674
-We're good.
-You know what?
333
00:17:54,708 --> 00:17:56,377
I'mma pray that you get
all that hate out your heart.
334
00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:57,610
And why would you do that?
335
00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,381
That's what keeps me
nice and young.
336
00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,216
Stop playing, you gonna
make me drop these.
337
00:18:05,953 --> 00:18:06,954
Okay.
338
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:28,142
-My brotha.
-Hey. Let's go.
339
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,777
I call it King's Kool-Ayyy.
340
00:18:31,979 --> 00:18:34,382
The fuck, brother.
Call it King's Kool-No.
341
00:18:34,415 --> 00:18:36,783
-Is it that bad?
-Yes, bro. You tripping.
342
00:18:36,816 --> 00:18:38,585
Sugar fuck around
and give you a cramp.
343
00:18:39,153 --> 00:18:41,788
God damn! Shit!
344
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,727
Damn. But shit, bro,
how you been?
345
00:18:47,761 --> 00:18:49,729
I've been good,
you know.
346
00:18:49,763 --> 00:18:51,631
I feel like everything's
starting to fall into place.
347
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,101
-Okay.
-Got steady clients
at the gym.
348
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,070
I'm seeing this girl now.
349
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:57,804
Oh, shit. Only one?
350
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,607
Yes, bro. Only one.
I'm a new man.
351
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,642
Wow. You know
what I call that?
352
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,512
-Mmm. Growth.
-Delusion.
353
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,579
-What?
-You been saying
that same thing
354
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,015
like, every two years
since we met.
355
00:19:08,049 --> 00:19:10,251
You do some fuck shit,
you feel bad,
356
00:19:10,284 --> 00:19:12,819
you reflect,
become a new man.
357
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,587
But then the new nigga
do some fuck shit,
358
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,490
and the whole cycle
just start over again.
359
00:19:16,524 --> 00:19:17,757
Come on, bruh.
360
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,226
-This time is different.
-This time is different.
361
00:19:22,029 --> 00:19:24,065
Nigga, you say
the same thing every time.
362
00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:25,032
You ain't changed.
363
00:19:25,066 --> 00:19:27,935
Man, fuck all that bull.
What about you?
364
00:19:29,003 --> 00:19:31,738
What, you still a slave
to the White man?
365
00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:34,508
Y'all gonna stop calling
my wife the White man,
all right?
366
00:19:34,542 --> 00:19:36,876
-Her name is Jenny.
-Okay.
367
00:19:36,911 --> 00:19:40,347
And she ain't "White" White.
She ethnic White.
368
00:19:40,381 --> 00:19:41,982
-She Armenian.
-Come on, man.
369
00:19:42,016 --> 00:19:43,551
That bitch is dog-kisses
on-the-mouth,
370
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:48,621
pumpkin-spice-latte,
Sweet-Caroline,
Bye-Bye-Bye White.
371
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,958
So, you just gon'
call my wife a bitch?
372
00:19:50,991 --> 00:19:54,061
Just, come on, bruh.
Nah, I meant bitch
in the colloquial sense.
373
00:19:54,095 --> 00:19:55,396
You know, like,
374
00:19:55,429 --> 00:19:57,630
"Hey, bitch.
375
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,732
"You gon' finish
that quesadilla?"
376
00:20:00,568 --> 00:20:02,169
Yeah, no, that was
a bad example.
377
00:20:04,505 --> 00:20:06,739
All right, look, bruh,
I didn't mean...
378
00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,075
I'm fucking with you.
379
00:20:09,944 --> 00:20:12,446
-Fuck outta here, bro.
-I'm fucking with you.
380
00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:13,514
I'm a changed man.
381
00:20:15,249 --> 00:20:16,716
Shit, look at me.
382
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:19,053
So, you telling me
she wrung every bit
of the thug out of you, bro?
383
00:20:19,086 --> 00:20:20,521
There's not even
a little bit left?
384
00:20:20,554 --> 00:20:22,323
Like, you really
ain't packing right now?
385
00:20:22,356 --> 00:20:24,824
Nah, man.
386
00:20:24,858 --> 00:20:26,826
Man, you really
in the "Sunken Place."
387
00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:31,664
Balls deep, my brother.
Balls deep.
388
00:20:41,242 --> 00:20:43,177
- You got a heart?
- Nope.
389
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,878
You got that last club,
don't you?
390
00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:48,115
- Yup, and it's low.
- Got you.
391
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:53,753
Oh, yeah, she love
the club. Let me see.
392
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:56,257
Yo, I hate these dudes.
I hate 'em.
393
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,658
Not a good time.
394
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:01,895
I knew it,
and that might be board.
395
00:21:10,304 --> 00:21:11,372
Five.
396
00:21:14,674 --> 00:21:17,278
That may be the dagger.
397
00:21:17,311 --> 00:21:18,946
Shit. All I got is a...
398
00:21:18,979 --> 00:21:21,748
Dang, bitch!
399
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,118
That's my partner, okay?
400
00:21:24,151 --> 00:21:27,621
That is what we do
on Juneteenth, motherfuckers.
401
00:21:27,655 --> 00:21:29,756
-Y'all cheated, man.
-So now we cheated?
402
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:31,525
Congratulations.
Chivalry's not dead.
403
00:21:31,559 --> 00:21:32,960
Oh, oh. Take your L and go.
404
00:21:32,993 --> 00:21:35,162
Nnam, that's something
a loser would say, Nnamdi.
405
00:21:35,196 --> 00:21:36,397
Don't be a sore loser.
406
00:21:39,600 --> 00:21:40,800
Hey, Dewayne,
you wanna run one?
407
00:21:40,833 --> 00:21:41,868
Come on, Dewayne.
408
00:21:41,902 --> 00:21:43,637
Come on, bro,
let's run one.
409
00:21:43,671 --> 00:21:46,974
Dewayne, did you just
shift in your seat at me,
you little moody ass?
410
00:21:47,007 --> 00:21:49,709
-What is wrong with Dewayne?
-He always does this.
411
00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:52,413
First, he gets all
introspective and shit,
412
00:21:52,446 --> 00:21:53,647
and then 20 minutes later...
413
00:21:57,184 --> 00:21:59,752
I fucking love this song.
Are y'all hot?
414
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,623
- Kinda hot.
Oh, he needs
some water.
415
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,059
Yup, that molly
finally got his ass.
416
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:08,861
Oh, my God, he is wilding.
417
00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,130
Oh, I feel like the music is
418
00:22:10,164 --> 00:22:11,398
kissing me on my neck.
419
00:22:11,432 --> 00:22:12,967
Nobody
kissing your neck.
420
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:15,069
Yes, Dewayne.
Come on!
421
00:22:17,972 --> 00:22:20,007
You better
rip those pants off, Dewayne.
422
00:22:21,976 --> 00:22:25,045
Come on, who needs
clothes, boo? Yes!
423
00:22:25,980 --> 00:22:27,014
No. No.
424
00:22:27,047 --> 00:22:28,916
You got it going, Dewayne.
425
00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:02,416
Nnamdi, is that you?
426
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:30,344
Shit! You scared me.
427
00:23:42,723 --> 00:23:44,325
Hey, what's the problem?
428
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,727
I feel bad.
429
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:47,795
Dewayne still doesn't know
430
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:49,862
-we got back together.
-Dewayne?
431
00:23:53,567 --> 00:23:55,868
Maybe if you tell him,
432
00:23:55,903 --> 00:23:58,572
you might realize
that you outgrew your friend.
433
00:23:59,373 --> 00:24:00,840
Boy.
434
00:24:00,873 --> 00:24:02,976
You really thought
you just said something.
435
00:24:03,010 --> 00:24:05,412
"You realize you've
outgrown your friend."
436
00:24:07,748 --> 00:24:10,017
You don't know shit
about my friendship.
437
00:24:10,784 --> 00:24:11,985
Okay.
438
00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:16,557
- Oh, my God.
- Are you okay?
439
00:24:16,590 --> 00:24:18,025
My molly just hit.
440
00:24:19,827 --> 00:24:24,098
Look, I'm sorry
I lashed out.
441
00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:26,899
I was projecting a bit,
but you were overstepping.
442
00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:30,604
Now...
443
00:24:32,373 --> 00:24:34,375
take your pants off.
444
00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:36,937
Boo, motherfucker!
445
00:25:38,439 --> 00:25:40,240
Bitch, you play too much.
I almost hit you.
446
00:25:40,274 --> 00:25:42,476
-Nigga, is you high?
-A little bit.
447
00:25:42,509 --> 00:25:43,744
-You on molly?
-Yeah.
448
00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:45,012
Gimme some.
Where you got some at?
449
00:25:45,045 --> 00:25:46,380
-Oh, my God. Go in the house.
-Okay. Get me...
450
00:25:46,413 --> 00:25:48,449
-Get me some molly.
-Ow. You so late, move.
451
00:25:48,482 --> 00:25:50,484
Hold on! 'Bout to fuck up
my Moscato.
452
00:25:50,517 --> 00:25:52,586
-This is peach lavender.
-Go through the front door.
453
00:25:52,619 --> 00:25:54,354
-I love you.
-Love you.
454
00:25:55,689 --> 00:25:59,159
Happy Juneteenth, niggas!
Shanika in the hizzouse.
455
00:25:59,193 --> 00:26:00,494
Hey.
456
00:26:00,527 --> 00:26:02,663
- What's up, Ally?
- Girlfriend, hi!
457
00:26:02,696 --> 00:26:03,932
Yes, how are ya?
458
00:26:03,964 --> 00:26:05,332
It's so good to see you, boo.
Put that on ice.
459
00:26:05,365 --> 00:26:06,967
-What's up, Shanika?
Where you been?
-What up, nigga?
460
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,437
I got lost, and then
my car couldn't make
it up that fucking hill.
461
00:26:10,471 --> 00:26:13,173
-Y'all, I ran into, um...
-Clifton.
462
00:26:13,207 --> 00:26:17,211
I have not seen you
since we were at the...
463
00:26:17,244 --> 00:26:19,880
- At the one...
- I don't know that nigga.
464
00:26:19,914 --> 00:26:21,482
-At the...
-School.
465
00:26:21,515 --> 00:26:22,816
-School!
-School!
466
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:23,884
That's what it was.
467
00:26:23,918 --> 00:26:25,085
-All right.
-Yes.
468
00:26:25,118 --> 00:26:27,221
-Well, welcome.
-Thanks. I appreciate it.
469
00:26:27,254 --> 00:26:30,491
I mean, I'm surprised
I was invited, too.
470
00:26:30,524 --> 00:26:33,060
Anyway, do you guys
have an Android charger?
471
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,963
I told you,
we don't support that.
472
00:26:34,995 --> 00:26:37,498
All right, well,
you can't win 'em all.
473
00:26:37,531 --> 00:26:40,000
-Thanks for having me.
-Y'all, where's Lisa?
474
00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:42,536
I know y'all motherfuckers
didn't start numbing
reality without me,
475
00:26:42,569 --> 00:26:43,837
'cause if you did...
476
00:26:43,871 --> 00:26:45,305
What up, Lis?
477
00:26:46,373 --> 00:26:49,543
You smell like dick.
What the fuck you been doing?
478
00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:53,580
Oh. That's who you been doing.
479
00:26:53,614 --> 00:26:55,849
I accidentally
smelled some of the dick.
480
00:26:58,886 --> 00:27:00,454
Oh, wow.
481
00:27:00,487 --> 00:27:02,890
So, Lisa the new girl
you was telling me about?
482
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:14,701
Oh, so suddenly it's quiet
and all eyes are on me.
483
00:27:14,735 --> 00:27:16,336
Is that my reputation?
484
00:27:16,370 --> 00:27:18,739
Something happens
and y'all just waiting
on me to be combative?
485
00:27:20,407 --> 00:27:23,043
Guys, I'm not even mad,
I promise.
486
00:27:23,076 --> 00:27:25,245
Lis, I'm tryna be
as fucked up as he is.
487
00:27:25,279 --> 00:27:26,580
Let's get
this party started.
488
00:27:26,613 --> 00:27:28,348
Yep. We should all
take shots, right?
489
00:27:28,382 --> 00:27:29,550
Yes. Please.
490
00:27:29,583 --> 00:27:31,385
Get back to handing out
these ass-whoopings in Spades.
491
00:27:31,418 --> 00:27:33,253
Who are
you talking to?
492
00:27:33,287 --> 00:27:35,489
Oh, puh-lease. 'Cause
you know good and well
493
00:27:35,522 --> 00:27:37,558
we've been whooping your ass
all night, right, Lisa?
494
00:27:37,591 --> 00:27:39,660
Y'all got lucky.
Don't let it go to your heads.
495
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,529
-Hey, Dewayne.
-Hey.
496
00:27:42,563 --> 00:27:45,967
Oh, my God. Gal,
it's so nice to see you again.
497
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,235
-It's Clifton.
-Oh... Yes.
498
00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:50,038
Oh, my God, I'm so...
I knew that.
499
00:27:50,070 --> 00:27:51,906
I'm so sorry.
I've taken a lot of drugs.
500
00:27:51,940 --> 00:27:53,473
Do you know where
I can put my bag?
501
00:27:53,507 --> 00:27:54,541
Mmm-mmm.
502
00:27:55,242 --> 00:27:56,843
Where's Morgan and Shawn?
503
00:27:56,877 --> 00:27:59,246
I got a text last night
saying that they made it here.
504
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:00,982
They texted us
earlier, actually,
505
00:28:01,015 --> 00:28:04,052
and told us that
they were gonna come back
later on this evening.
506
00:28:04,084 --> 00:28:06,553
-Hey, thank you.
-You're welcome.
507
00:28:06,587 --> 00:28:08,221
-Here, Clifton.
-Thank you, baby.
508
00:28:08,255 --> 00:28:09,856
No, hold it, nigga.
509
00:28:11,158 --> 00:28:12,626
-I have a toast.
-Yes!
510
00:28:12,659 --> 00:28:15,796
On this Juneteenth Day,
I would like to
celebrate freedom.
511
00:28:15,829 --> 00:28:16,931
-Freedom.
-Freedom.
512
00:28:16,965 --> 00:28:18,632
Freedom from
caring about people
513
00:28:18,665 --> 00:28:20,400
more than they care
about themselves.
514
00:28:20,434 --> 00:28:23,470
A friend of mine once told me,
"People can grow."
515
00:28:23,503 --> 00:28:25,105
At the time,
I didn't know what
she meant,
516
00:28:25,138 --> 00:28:28,042
but now I know
that she meant, "Grow apart."
517
00:28:28,076 --> 00:28:30,477
Uh-huh.
And then they die.
518
00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:32,245
-And that's called fate.
-Dewayne.
519
00:28:32,279 --> 00:28:35,482
Mmm. Cheers to having
standards and self-respect.
520
00:28:35,515 --> 00:28:38,052
To friendship for life.
521
00:28:38,086 --> 00:28:39,453
-For life.
-For life.
522
00:28:39,486 --> 00:28:41,321
Lovely. That
sounds awesome.
523
00:28:43,057 --> 00:28:45,892
Oh, my God, holy shit,
King. That tastes
like pure sugar.
524
00:28:45,927 --> 00:28:49,931
I call it King's Kool-Ayyy.
525
00:28:49,964 --> 00:28:52,566
- You drink it,
it make you go, "Ayyy."
Bruh.
526
00:28:52,599 --> 00:28:54,368
I love you, but
you gonna have
to give it up.
527
00:28:54,401 --> 00:28:55,903
Okay, you know what?
Keep drinking that shit
528
00:28:55,937 --> 00:28:57,038
and watch yourself
get some cramps.
529
00:28:57,071 --> 00:28:58,405
Shut up.
530
00:28:58,438 --> 00:29:00,074
Let's get into these Spades.
That's why we came here,
531
00:29:00,108 --> 00:29:01,642
- right?
- Let's do it.
532
00:29:01,675 --> 00:29:03,510
So, look, it's gonna be
Allison and Lisa,
and me and Nnamdi.
533
00:29:03,543 --> 00:29:04,745
Uh, can I play?
534
00:29:04,778 --> 00:29:05,879
I don't know, can you?
535
00:29:05,913 --> 00:29:07,614
Well, can you teach me?
536
00:29:07,648 --> 00:29:09,050
Look, come on, bruh,
ain't nobody ever teach you
how to play Spades?
537
00:29:09,083 --> 00:29:10,817
I've played before, I just...
538
00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:12,954
-I forgot some of the...
-King?
539
00:29:12,987 --> 00:29:15,389
Look, man, we ain't
got time to be teaching
you how to play.
540
00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:17,357
You can sit on the sideline,
you can watch.
541
00:29:17,391 --> 00:29:20,394
If you learn,
cool, if not...
542
00:29:20,427 --> 00:29:23,263
Yeah, sure, of course.
I'll watch.
543
00:29:23,965 --> 00:29:25,632
You know what?
You can learn,
544
00:29:25,666 --> 00:29:27,668
but it's just that you gonna
have to be on a team
in order to learn.
545
00:29:27,701 --> 00:29:30,905
And this weekend,
it is women against boys.
546
00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,073
So, I mean
if you're learning,
547
00:29:32,106 --> 00:29:33,407
you got to learn
from your gender folk.
548
00:29:33,440 --> 00:29:34,942
That ain't gonna happen.
549
00:29:37,511 --> 00:29:40,081
Yeah, learn from the losers
'cause we finna getting
that ass, right?
550
00:29:40,114 --> 00:29:42,416
Okay! Bussin', baby.
551
00:29:48,889 --> 00:29:50,223
Where are you going?
552
00:29:50,257 --> 00:29:51,825
I'm gonna look
for the fuse box.
553
00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:56,229
-What the hell was that?
-What was what?
554
00:30:00,734 --> 00:30:02,569
- I see nothing.
- Was it a raccoon?
555
00:30:02,602 --> 00:30:04,271
No, it was bigger
than a raccoon.
556
00:30:04,304 --> 00:30:06,406
Was it a bear?
All right,
we gotta find the lights.
557
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:08,442
Yeah, I'm with King.
I'm not gonna...
558
00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:10,011
Like
a bear-sized raccoon?
559
00:30:10,044 --> 00:30:11,278
Shut up. Come on.
560
00:30:11,311 --> 00:30:12,980
I don't know
this house like that.
561
00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,121
It's locked.
562
00:30:20,154 --> 00:30:22,255
This one, too.
Why are all the doors locked?
563
00:30:22,289 --> 00:30:24,025
Let's try this one.
564
00:30:24,058 --> 00:30:25,859
Uh, that one's locked,
too, bruh.
565
00:30:27,995 --> 00:30:29,629
-Well.
-Wait, wait.
566
00:30:29,663 --> 00:30:31,431
Who put that sign
on the door?
567
00:30:31,465 --> 00:30:33,333
That was not there earlier,
you guys.
568
00:30:36,737 --> 00:30:38,072
"Game room."
569
00:30:38,106 --> 00:30:39,673
Probably Morgan and Shawn.
570
00:30:39,706 --> 00:30:41,109
Probably just
came back earlier
571
00:30:41,142 --> 00:30:42,809
and are trying to scare
the shit out of us.
572
00:30:42,843 --> 00:30:45,012
Well, it's not funny.
- They think it's a prank
or something.
573
00:30:45,046 --> 00:30:47,215
-Morgan!
-Yo, Shawn, stop playing.
574
00:30:47,247 --> 00:30:48,715
It's locked, bruh.
It's lock...
575
00:30:49,282 --> 00:30:50,517
No, it ain't.
576
00:30:52,686 --> 00:30:53,687
Come on.
577
00:31:00,727 --> 00:31:01,762
What's this?
578
00:31:02,829 --> 00:31:03,864
Oh, hell no.
579
00:31:07,768 --> 00:31:10,171
So, the lights just come on
when they want to?
580
00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:11,805
That works.
581
00:31:11,838 --> 00:31:13,273
Game room?
582
00:31:13,306 --> 00:31:17,878
Yeah, this is some
Morgan next-level
party-planning shit, right?
583
00:31:19,312 --> 00:31:20,714
They got all the games, too.
584
00:31:22,049 --> 00:31:25,086
Etch A Sketch.
I used to love this.
585
00:31:25,119 --> 00:31:26,319
Oh, hey.
586
00:31:27,188 --> 00:31:29,556
I love Ouija boards.
587
00:31:29,589 --> 00:31:32,459
One time I tried to
summon Gary Coleman
and he was not happy.
588
00:31:36,429 --> 00:31:39,299
Hey, look at this.
It's us from college.
589
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:40,567
Oh, let me see me.
590
00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,702
Um, I found Morgan's
earring earlier.
591
00:31:42,736 --> 00:31:45,173
What? These are
her great grandmother's.
592
00:31:45,206 --> 00:31:46,506
She never takes these off.
593
00:31:46,540 --> 00:31:47,808
Okay, then she's
definitely here then.
594
00:31:47,841 --> 00:31:50,178
See, y'all?
Morgan just fucking with us.
595
00:31:50,211 --> 00:31:52,312
- Yeah.
- "The Blackening"?
596
00:31:52,345 --> 00:31:54,982
Yo, what is this?
Jim Crow Monopoly?
597
00:31:56,050 --> 00:31:57,717
Whoa.
598
00:31:57,751 --> 00:31:59,187
- Uh-uh.
- This game got bad vibes.
599
00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:00,754
No. No, thank you.
600
00:32:00,787 --> 00:32:02,856
Yeah, Morgan would not
plan some stupid shit
like this, bruh.
601
00:32:02,889 --> 00:32:04,324
Nah, she wouldn't.
602
00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:11,999
King,
603
00:32:13,433 --> 00:32:15,269
I think this must be yours.
604
00:32:15,303 --> 00:32:18,139
-It's a crown.
That makes sense.
-Huh.
605
00:32:18,172 --> 00:32:21,209
-A purse. That's fitting.
-Nnamdi.
606
00:32:21,242 --> 00:32:24,544
-A pyramid? Why's that fitting?
-Because, nigga, you're
literally from Africa.
607
00:32:27,014 --> 00:32:28,082
Shanika.
608
00:32:29,016 --> 00:32:30,117
Why I gotta get a bottle?
609
00:32:30,151 --> 00:32:31,685
Because you're
literally a drunk.
610
00:32:31,718 --> 00:32:33,921
So, wait, they made one
of these specifically
for each of us?
611
00:32:33,955 --> 00:32:35,488
Yeah, I guess.
612
00:32:38,758 --> 00:32:40,427
No, no, no,
what are you doing?
613
00:32:40,460 --> 00:32:42,196
We literally came
all this way to party
614
00:32:42,230 --> 00:32:44,364
and play games,
so that's what I'm doing.
615
00:32:44,397 --> 00:32:48,435
Oh, come on, this is
clearly Morgan's work.
616
00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:50,370
I am not even tripping.
Let's just play.
617
00:32:50,403 --> 00:32:51,638
Yeah,
I'm with Allison.
618
00:32:51,671 --> 00:32:52,706
Everybody falling
for this fake creepiness,
619
00:32:52,739 --> 00:32:53,840
but I'mma beat her
at her own game.
620
00:32:53,874 --> 00:32:56,010
Yeah, Morgan, I see you.
Game on, bitch.
621
00:32:57,245 --> 00:32:58,279
I guess.
622
00:32:58,312 --> 00:32:59,412
All right, let's get it.
623
00:32:59,446 --> 00:33:01,048
Yeah, let's get it.
624
00:33:02,482 --> 00:33:05,552
So, I guess the question is
how do we play?
625
00:33:05,585 --> 00:33:07,420
Ask the little
racist nigga here.
626
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:10,490
Pick a card
and save Morgan.
627
00:33:11,758 --> 00:33:14,394
The hell?
What it mean
"save Morgan"?
628
00:33:25,373 --> 00:33:26,941
-Shit. It's locked.
-That's not funny, King.
629
00:33:26,974 --> 00:33:30,410
See, that makes me
nervous, and I throw up
when I'm nervous.
630
00:33:30,443 --> 00:33:32,280
- Move, King.
- Maybe it's a push.
631
00:33:32,313 --> 00:33:33,680
Talking about
it's locked.
632
00:33:33,713 --> 00:33:35,917
Your ass couldn't open it,
that's why.
633
00:33:35,950 --> 00:33:36,984
If you just, um...
634
00:33:37,018 --> 00:33:39,287
Did you try pushing it?
I think you should push.
635
00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:40,388
You just jerk it off.
There you go.
636
00:33:40,420 --> 00:33:41,721
Nigga, kill yourself.
637
00:33:42,889 --> 00:33:45,092
-Y'all, it's locked.
-See? See, I told you.
638
00:33:45,126 --> 00:33:47,094
-This is why I don't
go to fucking cabins...
-I'm about to snap.
639
00:33:47,128 --> 00:33:50,197
Everyone, calm down
so we can figure out
what's going on.
640
00:34:01,409 --> 00:34:02,642
Wait, what the...
641
00:34:05,612 --> 00:34:07,747
- Oh, God, no.
- Is that Morgan?
642
00:34:07,781 --> 00:34:11,518
-Oh, no, Morgan.
-Oh, my God.
643
00:34:11,551 --> 00:34:13,354
Y'all, we gotta get
the fuck up outta here.
644
00:34:13,387 --> 00:34:14,854
Oh, my God, Morgan!
645
00:34:14,888 --> 00:34:18,192
Allison, you're gonna have
to shut the hell up!
646
00:34:18,225 --> 00:34:19,693
I'm sorry.
647
00:34:21,228 --> 00:34:22,495
Please...
648
00:34:23,697 --> 00:34:27,401
Lisa, Nnamdi,
Allison, Dewayne,
649
00:34:27,435 --> 00:34:29,803
Shanika, King, Clifton.
650
00:34:29,836 --> 00:34:31,372
It said
our names, y'all.
651
00:34:31,405 --> 00:34:32,772
This shit is
"personal" personal.
652
00:34:32,806 --> 00:34:34,041
How the fuck is
it doing this?
653
00:34:34,075 --> 00:34:35,910
The rules are simple.
Answer correctly
654
00:34:35,943 --> 00:34:38,511
before the second hand
completes one revolution,
655
00:34:38,545 --> 00:34:39,713
you move a space.
656
00:34:39,746 --> 00:34:41,681
If you answer
10 questions correctly,
657
00:34:41,715 --> 00:34:43,985
she lives
and you're all free to go.
658
00:34:44,018 --> 00:34:46,087
Get one wrong, she dies.
659
00:34:47,254 --> 00:34:50,690
Oh, my God, guys, look.
There is someone with her.
660
00:34:53,127 --> 00:34:57,031
Refuse to play, and you die,
just like Shawn did.
661
00:34:57,064 --> 00:34:58,332
Oh, shit!
662
00:34:58,366 --> 00:35:00,201
No! Shawn.
663
00:35:00,234 --> 00:35:02,269
-Oh, my God.
-Fuck.
664
00:35:03,371 --> 00:35:04,604
- Fuck.
- Now, what?
665
00:35:04,637 --> 00:35:07,074
Well, guys,
I'm scared, too,
666
00:35:07,108 --> 00:35:11,312
uh, but the voice
made it very clear.
667
00:35:11,345 --> 00:35:14,448
We have an opportunity
to save Morgan,
668
00:35:14,482 --> 00:35:17,151
so why don't we just
play the game?
669
00:35:17,184 --> 00:35:18,785
So, shall we begin?
670
00:35:23,457 --> 00:35:25,026
I think we have
to play the game.
671
00:35:31,198 --> 00:35:33,067
Pick a card.
672
00:35:37,505 --> 00:35:40,707
Okay. "Question one.
Who's Sojourner Truth?
673
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:43,543
An abolitionist,
and women's rights activist.
674
00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:45,046
An entrepreneur.
675
00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:47,948
"Or C: Harriet Tubman.
Right answer or death."
676
00:35:47,982 --> 00:35:49,383
What the fuck?
Are you serious?
677
00:35:49,417 --> 00:35:51,551
So, he just gon' force us
to do a Black history test?
678
00:35:51,584 --> 00:35:53,087
I don't understand.
Why make us play this game?
679
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,754
If you just gonna kill us,
just kill us.
680
00:35:54,788 --> 00:35:56,223
Shut the fuck up, Dewayne.
681
00:35:56,257 --> 00:35:57,992
Look, just answer
the question.
It's A, of course.
682
00:35:58,025 --> 00:35:59,960
Good for you.
You have a point.
683
00:36:01,395 --> 00:36:02,963
What you doing?
Move all our pieces.
684
00:36:02,997 --> 00:36:04,165
My bad.
685
00:36:08,701 --> 00:36:10,737
Pick a card.
686
00:36:14,641 --> 00:36:17,978
"How many seasons did
dark Aunt Viv play Aunt Viv
687
00:36:18,012 --> 00:36:20,347
"in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
before being replaced
688
00:36:20,381 --> 00:36:22,116
"by light-skinned Aunt Viv?
689
00:36:22,149 --> 00:36:23,250
"Right answer or death."
690
00:36:23,284 --> 00:36:25,819
Okay, so, Tyra Banks came
in the college years,
691
00:36:25,852 --> 00:36:27,654
-and then
Ashley started singing.
-I know the answer.
692
00:36:29,390 --> 00:36:31,058
Little Nicky
came in season 4,
693
00:36:31,092 --> 00:36:32,493
and that was
light-skin Aunt Viv,
694
00:36:32,526 --> 00:36:34,195
so it had to be before that.
695
00:36:34,228 --> 00:36:35,695
-It's three.
-Are you sure?
696
00:36:35,728 --> 00:36:38,399
Yes, nigga. I'm sure.
It's three.
697
00:36:38,432 --> 00:36:40,201
- That is correct.
- Whoo!
698
00:36:40,234 --> 00:36:41,569
Gosh, team, we're on a roll.
699
00:36:41,601 --> 00:36:44,604
We're doing it, really,
we're moving and grooving.
700
00:36:44,637 --> 00:36:46,273
-Okay.
-Let's go.
701
00:36:46,307 --> 00:36:48,509
"What does the NAACP
stand for?
702
00:36:48,542 --> 00:36:51,744
"A. Negroes At Applebee's
Cooking Pasta."
703
00:36:51,778 --> 00:36:53,447
Oh, my God,
this is so offensive.
704
00:36:53,481 --> 00:36:56,016
Uh, the National Association
for the Advancement
of Colored People.
705
00:36:56,050 --> 00:36:59,153
- Fuck you.
-Correct. Pick another card.
706
00:37:03,924 --> 00:37:05,426
All right.
"Every Black person should be
707
00:37:05,459 --> 00:37:07,228
"familiar with the Black
national anthem,
708
00:37:07,261 --> 00:37:08,362
"Lift Every Voice and Sing.
709
00:37:08,395 --> 00:37:10,730
"While every Black person
knows the first verse,
710
00:37:10,763 --> 00:37:12,333
"sing the second verse,
or else."
711
00:37:15,668 --> 00:37:17,204
I only know
the first verse, bruh.
712
00:37:17,238 --> 00:37:19,240
Yeah, same. Honestly,
I just be making up words.
713
00:37:19,273 --> 00:37:21,242
Nigga, I know
the Pledge of Allegiance.
714
00:37:21,275 --> 00:37:22,876
That song has like 14 verses.
715
00:37:25,146 --> 00:37:26,713
Somebody better
fucking sing something.
716
00:37:26,746 --> 00:37:30,317
♪ Stony the road we trod
717
00:37:30,351 --> 00:37:33,287
♪ Bitter the chastening rod
718
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:34,754
♪ Felt in the days
719
00:37:34,787 --> 00:37:39,393
♪ When hope unborn had died
720
00:37:39,426 --> 00:37:42,563
♪ Yet with a steady beat
721
00:37:42,596 --> 00:37:45,633
♪ Have not our weary feet
722
00:37:45,665 --> 00:37:47,734
♪ Come to the place
723
00:37:47,767 --> 00:37:53,007
♪ For which
Our fathers sighed? ♪
724
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,742
Is that right?
725
00:37:55,775 --> 00:37:57,744
- Correct.
- Whoo! Yes!
726
00:37:57,777 --> 00:37:59,246
-Yo!
-Yes!
727
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:03,150
- I'm in love. I'm in love.
- Al, that was gorgeous.
728
00:38:06,819 --> 00:38:09,356
Swag, the gas mask,
and a motherfucking pacemaker.
729
00:38:09,390 --> 00:38:11,724
- That's 15 Black inventions,
right? Let's go.
730
00:38:11,758 --> 00:38:13,760
Correct.
731
00:38:14,395 --> 00:38:15,728
-Okay.
-Pick a card.
732
00:38:15,762 --> 00:38:17,298
Whoo! Come on.
733
00:38:17,331 --> 00:38:21,435
"In Nas' One Mic,
subtract the number
of blunts,
734
00:38:21,468 --> 00:38:24,471
"pages and pens
that Nas needs from
the number of shots..."
735
00:38:24,505 --> 00:38:26,207
-It's Nas.
-Nas.
736
00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:29,809
"Nas needs from
the number of shots
that hit the crew."
737
00:38:29,842 --> 00:38:31,178
Why y'all looking at me?
738
00:38:31,212 --> 00:38:32,613
You finna die
if y'all expect me
to answer that.
739
00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:34,648
Wait, wait, wait, no,
I know this one.
740
00:38:34,682 --> 00:38:37,451
All right, so,
you need one blunt,
741
00:38:38,152 --> 00:38:39,819
one page, one pen,
742
00:38:39,852 --> 00:38:41,754
-right, which is three.
-Yeah.
743
00:38:41,788 --> 00:38:45,326
And two twin Glocks,
which is 16, which is 32.
744
00:38:45,359 --> 00:38:48,963
Jesus was 33,
six hit the crew,
but 27 went into you.
745
00:38:48,996 --> 00:38:51,831
27 minus 3 is 24.
It's 24.
746
00:38:51,864 --> 00:38:53,033
-Are you sure?
-Positive!
747
00:38:53,067 --> 00:38:54,435
That is correct.
748
00:38:57,438 --> 00:39:00,840
And I like your math.
Pick another card.
749
00:39:00,873 --> 00:39:02,742
"Name five Black actors
that have appeared
750
00:39:02,775 --> 00:39:04,111
"on the hit TV show Friends."
751
00:39:04,144 --> 00:39:05,679
This is
a trick question, right?
752
00:39:05,713 --> 00:39:08,449
I should know this,
but I was more
a Becker kind of guy.
753
00:39:10,084 --> 00:39:13,120
Why y'all looking at me?
I ain't never seen the show.
754
00:39:15,990 --> 00:39:18,092
But I do know
Aisha Tyler was on it once,
755
00:39:18,125 --> 00:39:20,361
playing the love interest
of Joey and Ross.
So, that's one.
756
00:39:20,394 --> 00:39:22,663
I never watched
the show either,
but I do know
757
00:39:22,696 --> 00:39:24,031
Gabrielle Union was
on the show.
758
00:39:24,064 --> 00:39:26,300
She was also a love interest
for Joey and Ross.
759
00:39:26,333 --> 00:39:27,867
Wait, is that
the show about all
760
00:39:27,900 --> 00:39:29,603
-the White people in New York?
-Yeah, on the couch.
761
00:39:29,637 --> 00:39:31,038
Yeah, I didn't watch
that shit either.
762
00:39:31,071 --> 00:39:32,740
But I do know that
Craig Robinson was on it,
763
00:39:32,772 --> 00:39:34,208
but I don't know
who he played, though.
764
00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:36,443
And Mr. Moseby. He played
Chandler's boss. Phill Lewis.
765
00:39:36,477 --> 00:39:38,979
-Shit, yeah, that's four.
-So all y'all watched that show?
766
00:39:39,013 --> 00:39:41,982
-We need one more.
-Your time is almost up.
767
00:39:44,485 --> 00:39:48,055
Um, um, um, dark-skinned
Aunt Viv also played one
of Chandler's bosses.
768
00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:49,290
You know,
they were very
"plug and play"
769
00:39:49,323 --> 00:39:50,691
with the Black people
on that show.
770
00:39:50,724 --> 00:39:51,791
So, y'all did
watch that show?
771
00:39:51,824 --> 00:39:52,859
Okay, but what was
her name again?
772
00:39:52,892 --> 00:39:54,395
-Um...
-Queen Janet Hubert.
773
00:39:54,428 --> 00:39:55,496
-Yes!
-Yes!
774
00:39:55,529 --> 00:39:56,863
Come on now, you're my girl.
775
00:39:56,896 --> 00:39:58,632
Wrong.
776
00:39:58,666 --> 00:40:00,601
The correct answer was,
"I don't know.
777
00:40:00,634 --> 00:40:01,769
I don't watch that show.
778
00:40:01,801 --> 00:40:03,103
"I watch Living Single."
779
00:40:03,137 --> 00:40:05,239
Aw, you can't do that.
That ain't what you asked.
780
00:40:05,272 --> 00:40:06,140
Damn!
781
00:40:11,712 --> 00:40:13,813
Help! Help me, please!
782
00:40:13,846 --> 00:40:15,882
Is that thing
attached to her head?
783
00:40:15,916 --> 00:40:18,419
- No, Morgan.
Oh, shit,
he about to scalp her.
784
00:40:21,021 --> 00:40:23,123
Shit!
785
00:40:23,157 --> 00:40:25,092
Ooh, bitch, that's some
good-ass wig glue.
786
00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:26,627
Now, get the fuck up
out of there!
787
00:40:32,232 --> 00:40:33,734
Come on, bitch, you gotta
fight for your fucking' life!
788
00:40:33,767 --> 00:40:35,536
Morgan, get the hell
out of there!
789
00:40:37,204 --> 00:40:39,206
We gotta get the fuck
outta here. We gotta go.
790
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:40,674
Nnamdi, come help me
with the door.
791
00:40:40,708 --> 00:40:42,576
I got you.
Let's break this thing down.
792
00:40:42,609 --> 00:40:44,144
What the... Oh, shit. It's open.
793
00:40:44,178 --> 00:40:46,947
It's open?
Let's get out of here, guys.
Come on, let's go.
794
00:40:46,980 --> 00:40:48,082
Move, Clifton. Let's go.
795
00:40:48,115 --> 00:40:50,050
None of us
motherfucking dying today.
796
00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:51,618
Move, bitch.
Get out of my way.
797
00:40:53,053 --> 00:40:54,588
Come on. Check the doors.
798
00:40:56,357 --> 00:40:58,692
Fuck! It's locked.
Somebody break the window.
799
00:40:58,726 --> 00:40:59,927
Yeah, break it.
800
00:41:00,893 --> 00:41:02,363
Y'all, move. Duck!
801
00:41:05,499 --> 00:41:06,834
Fuck!
802
00:41:06,866 --> 00:41:08,402
What type
of glass is that?
803
00:41:11,405 --> 00:41:14,241
-This place is like a prison.
-Oh, my God.
804
00:41:15,509 --> 00:41:16,510
Guys.
805
00:41:19,313 --> 00:41:20,481
Look at our cars.
806
00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:35,329
Morgan.
807
00:41:43,036 --> 00:41:45,205
Come on!
Open the door!
808
00:41:49,476 --> 00:41:50,611
She's in the basement!
809
00:41:50,644 --> 00:41:53,380
- Come on. Move!
- Morgan, we're coming!
810
00:41:53,414 --> 00:41:54,915
Morgan,
hold on, we got it.
811
00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,784
Morgan, hold tight.
We gonna get you out.
812
00:41:56,817 --> 00:41:58,385
Let me try it.
On three.
All right, come on.
813
00:41:58,419 --> 00:41:59,486
Ready? Pull.
814
00:42:00,087 --> 00:42:01,488
Morgan, he's behind you.
815
00:42:01,522 --> 00:42:04,324
-Oh, my God,
he's behind you.
-He's behind her!
816
00:42:04,358 --> 00:42:06,093
He's right behind you.
Hey, Morgan,
he's right behind you.
817
00:42:06,126 --> 00:42:07,694
No, please!
818
00:42:07,728 --> 00:42:08,896
He's walking up the stairs.
819
00:42:08,929 --> 00:42:10,898
Oh, my God,
he's walking up the stairs.
820
00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:12,166
Hurry up,
he's walking up the stairs!
821
00:42:12,199 --> 00:42:13,500
He's coming up the stairs.
Watch out!
822
00:42:13,534 --> 00:42:16,203
-Oh, my God, I'mma throw up.
-I'm gonna throw up.
823
00:42:16,236 --> 00:42:17,571
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna throw up.
824
00:42:17,604 --> 00:42:19,406
-Somebody, do something.
-Somebody better...
825
00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:21,275
Do something!
826
00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:24,478
King, where you going?
Come on, man, I need help.
827
00:42:28,415 --> 00:42:29,516
Morgan, we got you.
828
00:42:30,517 --> 00:42:32,419
-You got a gun?
-Bruh, I knew you had a gun.
829
00:42:32,453 --> 00:42:33,320
Wow, that's profiling.
830
00:42:33,353 --> 00:42:34,521
How come
you didn't use it before?
831
00:42:34,555 --> 00:42:37,224
On what? The TV, nigga?
Move out the way.
832
00:42:37,257 --> 00:42:39,626
Morgan, stand back.
I'mma shoot the lock off.
833
00:42:47,801 --> 00:42:50,370
-Y'all be shooting in here.
-Morgan.
834
00:42:54,174 --> 00:42:55,275
-Y'all see something?
-No.
835
00:42:55,309 --> 00:42:56,777
You wanna borrow my glasses?
836
00:42:56,810 --> 00:42:58,479
Morgan!
837
00:42:58,512 --> 00:43:00,214
Hold tight, yo.
I'm coming to get you.
838
00:43:04,318 --> 00:43:06,453
Morgan, we right here.
We gon' get you out.
839
00:43:23,837 --> 00:43:25,038
Morgan!
840
00:43:26,908 --> 00:43:28,642
Maybe try her last name.
841
00:43:29,643 --> 00:43:30,677
-Morgan!
-Morgan.
842
00:43:50,063 --> 00:43:52,232
Get your...
Hey, get your...
843
00:43:52,266 --> 00:43:53,267
Fuck!
844
00:43:54,034 --> 00:43:55,435
Will somebody fucking help me?
845
00:43:55,469 --> 00:43:57,037
Okay!
846
00:43:58,272 --> 00:44:00,841
-Oh, shit! Oh, God!
-Did I get him?
847
00:44:00,874 --> 00:44:02,309
You're like King Arthur.
848
00:44:02,342 --> 00:44:04,211
This motherfucker shot me
in my shoulder.
849
00:44:04,244 --> 00:44:05,712
Take this shit out of me.
850
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,083
Lisa, get a knife.
851
00:44:10,117 --> 00:44:13,021
-Okay. This is too big.
-Allison, you pull it out.
852
00:44:13,053 --> 00:44:14,721
I'm not pulling that shit out.
You pull it out.
853
00:44:14,755 --> 00:44:16,857
Wait. Okay.
854
00:44:16,890 --> 00:44:18,892
I got a good one! Here you go.
855
00:44:18,927 --> 00:44:20,627
-Stab him!
-Who, me?
856
00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:21,828
Yes, you, bitch. Gimme that.
857
00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:32,739
Put it back in. Put it back in!
858
00:44:34,408 --> 00:44:36,877
Oh, my God. Are you okay?
859
00:44:36,911 --> 00:44:38,779
-Are you guys okay?
-I stabbed him.
860
00:44:38,812 --> 00:44:39,880
It's over.
861
00:44:39,914 --> 00:44:41,381
Everybody, get down!
862
00:44:47,888 --> 00:44:49,289
Stay down!
863
00:44:57,631 --> 00:44:58,632
He's gone, y'all!
864
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:00,801
Okay, let's go.
865
00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:01,936
Get back
to the game room.
866
00:45:01,970 --> 00:45:03,537
Yes, oh, my God,
let's go!
867
00:45:03,570 --> 00:45:06,306
Oh, wait, Nnamdi!
We need to bring King.
868
00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:08,775
- Come on.
- Oh, shit.
869
00:45:10,444 --> 00:45:11,812
- Go.
- I'm fine.
870
00:45:19,553 --> 00:45:20,687
Okay. Fuck, fuck.
871
00:45:22,056 --> 00:45:23,390
Allison, get this shit
outta my back.
872
00:45:23,423 --> 00:45:24,758
- I don't know how.
- Allison!
873
00:45:24,791 --> 00:45:26,326
-What?
-Get this shit out!
874
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:27,861
Take the shit out of his back!
875
00:45:27,894 --> 00:45:29,329
Okay!
876
00:45:30,530 --> 00:45:33,200
I'm gonna do it on three.
One, two...
877
00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:38,171
- Oh, shit!
- Shit!
878
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:42,076
What happened to you, Allison?
879
00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:46,813
Bad news. They...
He locked us in again.
880
00:45:46,847 --> 00:45:48,016
-What?
-He locked us in again.
881
00:45:48,049 --> 00:45:50,150
-What the fuck?
-Oh, God. King! King.
882
00:45:50,751 --> 00:45:51,685
Oh, my God, we lost him!
883
00:45:51,718 --> 00:45:54,821
Nigga, fuck.
Shit, I'm resting my eyes.
884
00:45:54,855 --> 00:45:56,423
God damn! Keep talking.
885
00:45:56,456 --> 00:45:58,458
Okay, great.
Guys, guys, we need a plan.
886
00:45:58,492 --> 00:46:00,193
If the killer comes
back in here, we're next.
887
00:46:00,227 --> 00:46:01,762
Girl, how the fuck
did this happen?
888
00:46:01,795 --> 00:46:03,530
I was trying to help King.
889
00:46:03,563 --> 00:46:05,365
Hey, babe, she's gonna need
something to wrap that.
890
00:46:08,102 --> 00:46:09,469
Damn.
891
00:46:10,537 --> 00:46:12,372
Painkillers. Anybody got
any painkillers?
892
00:46:12,406 --> 00:46:13,807
Shit.
893
00:46:13,840 --> 00:46:15,076
Listen, think.
894
00:46:15,109 --> 00:46:16,978
Are there any White people
who wanna kill us?
895
00:46:17,011 --> 00:46:18,378
I mean,
potentially all of 'em.
896
00:46:18,412 --> 00:46:20,213
I mean, a white guy said
he wanted to kill me yesterday.
897
00:46:20,247 --> 00:46:21,615
-What? Who?
-I don't know.
898
00:46:21,648 --> 00:46:23,283
He was just some stranger
on Twitter.
899
00:46:23,316 --> 00:46:24,451
He was mad at me
because I said
900
00:46:24,484 --> 00:46:25,987
that the O'Reilly Auto Parts
theme song
901
00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:29,057
was more culturally relevant
than the Star-Spangled Banner.
902
00:46:29,090 --> 00:46:30,490
I mean, you're not wrong.
903
00:46:30,524 --> 00:46:34,461
♪ O, O, O, O'Reilly's
904
00:46:34,494 --> 00:46:35,963
♪ Auto parts ♪
905
00:46:35,997 --> 00:46:37,698
Ow! Ooh, that's a good song.
906
00:46:37,731 --> 00:46:39,100
Pick a card.
907
00:46:39,133 --> 00:46:41,102
-We're not picking
any more cards, bruh.
-Are you sure?
908
00:46:41,135 --> 00:46:44,805
The outcome of this situation
depends on your participation.
909
00:46:44,838 --> 00:46:45,872
Wait, what are you doing?
910
00:46:45,907 --> 00:46:47,307
Well, we gotta
finish the game.
911
00:46:47,340 --> 00:46:49,710
-No, we don't.
-I would suggest you
pick a card.
912
00:46:49,743 --> 00:46:51,913
You heard what he said.
Girl, pick a card.
913
00:46:54,381 --> 00:46:55,682
"In your predicament,
914
00:46:55,716 --> 00:46:57,584
"the Black character is
always the first to die.
915
00:46:57,617 --> 00:47:01,521
"I will spare your lives
if you sacrifice the person
916
00:47:01,555 --> 00:47:03,091
"you deem the Blackest to me."
917
00:47:03,124 --> 00:47:04,324
The Blackest?
918
00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:06,893
"Choose someone to sacrifice.
919
00:47:06,928 --> 00:47:09,362
"You don't play my game,
you all die.
You have two minutes."
920
00:47:09,396 --> 00:47:11,933
No, we're not playing
the fucking game. We're done.
921
00:47:11,966 --> 00:47:14,267
You have 2 minutes
to decide.
922
00:47:16,403 --> 00:47:18,005
It don't even make sense,
"the Blackest."
923
00:47:18,039 --> 00:47:19,306
That is so subjective.
924
00:47:19,339 --> 00:47:20,908
Well, shit, Shanika.
She say "Nigga" the most.
925
00:47:20,942 --> 00:47:22,676
-Nigga!
-See?
926
00:47:22,709 --> 00:47:24,711
Well, someone has to
get picked or we all end up
like Morgan and Shawn.
927
00:47:24,745 --> 00:47:26,948
All right, look,
nobody should judge anybody
in here, bruh.
928
00:47:26,981 --> 00:47:28,381
I know you ain't over here
trying to argue about
929
00:47:28,415 --> 00:47:30,517
who should be
the Blackest here, Nnamdi.
930
00:47:30,550 --> 00:47:34,021
-What, why?
-Because you are
a literal African, Nnamdi.
931
00:47:34,055 --> 00:47:36,456
You are, like, still in its
original packaging Black.
932
00:47:36,490 --> 00:47:39,359
I'm sorry, boo, but on paper,
you the Blackest.
933
00:47:39,392 --> 00:47:41,162
First of all,
I'm from Oakland, all right,
934
00:47:41,195 --> 00:47:42,295
and my daddy's
from South Africa.
935
00:47:42,329 --> 00:47:44,431
So, Townbiz,
Raider Nation, Go A's,
936
00:47:44,464 --> 00:47:46,500
Michael B. Jordan, Fruitvale
Station off top, bruh.
937
00:47:46,533 --> 00:47:47,834
Mmm. That just
makes you Blacker.
938
00:47:47,868 --> 00:47:49,302
Mmm-hmm.
939
00:47:49,336 --> 00:47:50,704
But if anybody is
the Blackest here,
940
00:47:50,737 --> 00:47:53,273
it's African diaspora,
Angela Rye head ass over here.
941
00:47:53,306 --> 00:47:55,675
-Wow, Nnamdi, really?
-Yeah!
942
00:47:55,709 --> 00:47:57,611
Okay. So,
that's what we doing?
943
00:47:57,644 --> 00:47:59,813
Because every single time
one of y'all make a joke,
944
00:47:59,846 --> 00:48:02,582
it's always,
"Oh, Allison, you White this.
Allison, you White that."
945
00:48:02,616 --> 00:48:05,552
But now, when it is
the most convenient for you,
946
00:48:05,585 --> 00:48:06,753
you wanna use my Blackness?
947
00:48:06,787 --> 00:48:08,889
-Absolutely.
-Absolutely not, nigga.
948
00:48:08,923 --> 00:48:11,491
Because guess what?
If we playing this game,
949
00:48:11,525 --> 00:48:15,428
my daddy is White with "wha",
so it's surely not me.
950
00:48:16,063 --> 00:48:17,564
-King?
-King?
951
00:48:17,597 --> 00:48:19,566
-Yeah, King.
-'Cause you the one with the gun
and you gangsta.
952
00:48:19,599 --> 00:48:21,835
I'm a ex-gangsta, all right?
I changed my life.
953
00:48:21,868 --> 00:48:23,336
And I'm married
to a White woman, so...
954
00:48:23,370 --> 00:48:25,739
-That does not help.
-You right. I'mma shut up.
955
00:48:25,772 --> 00:48:26,640
90 seconds.
956
00:48:26,673 --> 00:48:28,408
Oh, my God,
this is not working.
957
00:48:28,441 --> 00:48:30,244
I'mma need so much therapy
if we get through this.
958
00:48:30,278 --> 00:48:31,645
What about Dewayne?
959
00:48:31,678 --> 00:48:34,081
Girl, shut your ass up.
Did you not hear
what I said?
960
00:48:34,115 --> 00:48:35,816
Therapy.
Black people don't do therapy.
961
00:48:35,849 --> 00:48:37,717
Well, actually, Black people are
slowly but surely
962
00:48:37,751 --> 00:48:39,886
adopting healthier
mental health lifestyles.
963
00:48:39,921 --> 00:48:41,222
Hey, big fucking deal.
964
00:48:41,255 --> 00:48:42,589
No, deadass, big fucking deal.
965
00:48:42,622 --> 00:48:44,125
We've come a long way.
It's a beautiful thing.
966
00:48:44,158 --> 00:48:45,692
-Yeah.
-We have.
967
00:48:45,725 --> 00:48:48,095
But that's not the point.
The point is
y'all can't pick me.
968
00:48:48,129 --> 00:48:49,197
I'm gay.
969
00:48:49,230 --> 00:48:50,730
Nigga, you always
using that shit.
970
00:48:50,764 --> 00:48:52,599
No, no. And just like
my homophobic family member
says,
971
00:48:52,632 --> 00:48:56,170
"Gayness is just whiteness
wrapped up in a bunch of dicks,"
and today, I agree.
972
00:48:56,204 --> 00:48:57,238
"Bunch of dicks"?
973
00:48:57,271 --> 00:48:58,505
70 seconds left.
974
00:48:58,538 --> 00:49:00,574
-Look, we gotta pick somebody.
-We can't.
975
00:49:00,607 --> 00:49:02,009
You know what?
What about Clifton?
976
00:49:02,043 --> 00:49:03,743
Yeah, why we can't
pick his little weak-ass?
977
00:49:03,777 --> 00:49:05,412
You over there
quiet in the corner,
978
00:49:05,445 --> 00:49:08,182
but you did not get invited
to this event,
but yet you showed up.
979
00:49:08,216 --> 00:49:09,449
That is some Black shit, nigga.
980
00:49:09,482 --> 00:49:11,018
Blackity Black, bro.
981
00:49:11,052 --> 00:49:14,188
Guys,
I was invited by Morgan.
982
00:49:14,222 --> 00:49:16,290
-How?
-60 seconds.
983
00:49:16,324 --> 00:49:17,925
Morgan sent me an e-vite.
984
00:49:19,726 --> 00:49:21,628
Guys, I can prove
I'm not the Blackest.
985
00:49:21,661 --> 00:49:22,930
Prove it.
986
00:49:22,964 --> 00:49:25,432
-I've never seen Friday.
-What the fuck?
987
00:49:25,465 --> 00:49:28,401
I thought Black Twitter
was a type of seasoning.
988
00:49:28,435 --> 00:49:32,273
Um, I like Jimmy Fallon
without The Roots.
989
00:49:32,306 --> 00:49:34,008
-That's wrong.
-Um...
990
00:49:34,041 --> 00:49:37,345
Beyonce's Super Bowl performance
made me unsafe.
991
00:49:37,377 --> 00:49:38,712
Same.
992
00:49:39,613 --> 00:49:41,882
I voted for Trump.
993
00:49:41,916 --> 00:49:43,084
-What?
-What?
994
00:49:45,019 --> 00:49:46,386
Twice.
995
00:49:46,419 --> 00:49:50,157
Stop. Stop. Stop.
996
00:49:50,191 --> 00:49:51,858
Get your hands... Stop!
997
00:49:51,892 --> 00:49:54,262
We have a minute left.
Somebody trying to kill us,
998
00:49:54,295 --> 00:49:56,630
and arguing is only
gonna make it easier.
999
00:49:57,164 --> 00:49:59,432
We need a plan.
1000
00:50:00,567 --> 00:50:03,637
Our ancestors did not die
for us to abandon each other,
1001
00:50:03,670 --> 00:50:08,009
our morals and our Blackness
at the moment's notice
in the face of adversity.
1002
00:50:11,279 --> 00:50:15,482
Boy, I know you did not just go
into some complete,
dramatic-ass monologue
1003
00:50:15,515 --> 00:50:17,919
when you knew
we only had one minute left.
1004
00:50:17,952 --> 00:50:19,020
Time is almost out.
1005
00:50:19,053 --> 00:50:21,521
Girl, you talking
just as long as me. Shit.
1006
00:50:21,554 --> 00:50:22,957
20 seconds.
1007
00:50:22,990 --> 00:50:26,394
Look, y'all, we just need
to pick somebody, all right.
1008
00:50:26,426 --> 00:50:29,397
And I'm sorry, Clifton,
for that dumb-ass shit that
you just said, I pick you, bruh.
1009
00:50:29,429 --> 00:50:32,066
-No.
-I pick your MAGA ass, too.
1010
00:50:32,099 --> 00:50:34,601
- No.
- Allison?
1011
00:50:35,303 --> 00:50:37,104
I vote for Clifton.
1012
00:50:37,138 --> 00:50:38,973
-King?
-This nigga.
1013
00:50:39,639 --> 00:50:40,640
Bae.
1014
00:50:42,776 --> 00:50:43,978
Bae.
1015
00:50:44,011 --> 00:50:46,981
I mean, I guess
I don't have a choice.
I pick Clifton.
1016
00:50:47,814 --> 00:50:48,848
Dewayne?
1017
00:50:48,882 --> 00:50:50,151
5 seconds.
1018
00:50:51,584 --> 00:50:53,054
I'm so sorry, Clifton.
1019
00:50:54,155 --> 00:50:55,755
I pick you.
1020
00:50:55,789 --> 00:50:57,959
-Your time is up.
-Wow.
1021
00:50:59,459 --> 00:51:01,661
You know, I really thought
we connected.
1022
00:51:01,695 --> 00:51:03,264
You know, if you guys
had any more sense,
1023
00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:05,899
you'd know that
this is what the game
wanted us to do.
1024
00:51:05,933 --> 00:51:08,702
To turn on each other.
To act like animals.
1025
00:51:09,569 --> 00:51:11,172
You gave it what it wanted.
1026
00:51:14,008 --> 00:51:16,543
-All right.
-Nigga!
1027
00:51:28,222 --> 00:51:29,723
All lives matter.
1028
00:51:55,782 --> 00:51:57,817
Oh!
1029
00:51:59,519 --> 00:52:01,688
-That didn't feel right.
-I'll go get him.
1030
00:52:07,527 --> 00:52:08,728
It's locked again.
1031
00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:23,144
Do you like Hunger Games?
1032
00:52:23,177 --> 00:52:26,914
I love the books
but you probably don't
even read.
1033
00:52:26,947 --> 00:52:31,085
Uh, maybe we can talk this out,
you know. Um...
1034
00:52:31,118 --> 00:52:32,119
Dang it.
1035
00:52:48,002 --> 00:52:49,003
Fuck.
1036
00:52:52,273 --> 00:52:53,274
Oh, my God.
1037
00:52:54,841 --> 00:52:56,010
Oh, no.
1038
00:53:04,884 --> 00:53:08,289
Well, I mean,
he did vote for Trump.
1039
00:53:10,690 --> 00:53:12,560
- Twice.
Oh, my God,
is it over?
1040
00:53:12,592 --> 00:53:15,563
- You did not follow the rules.
- Clifton did not vote.
1041
00:53:15,595 --> 00:53:17,131
Space revoked. Pick a card.
1042
00:53:17,164 --> 00:53:19,400
What?
- Oh, my God, this game
is impossible to win.
1043
00:53:19,433 --> 00:53:21,135
-No. Hell, no!
-You have time
1044
00:53:21,168 --> 00:53:22,602
-to save yourself.
-I'm not playing this fucking
game anymore, man.
1045
00:53:22,635 --> 00:53:23,904
You have to save yourself.
Save yourself...
1046
00:53:28,842 --> 00:53:30,810
So, you don't want to play?
1047
00:53:30,844 --> 00:53:32,846
We refuse.
No more fucking games.
1048
00:53:32,879 --> 00:53:36,517
That would mean
you automatically move
into sudden death.
1049
00:53:36,550 --> 00:53:37,884
-Sudden death?
-What?
1050
00:53:37,918 --> 00:53:40,955
The rules are simple.
Survive.
1051
00:53:40,988 --> 00:53:43,157
The door to the game room
is open.
1052
00:53:45,259 --> 00:53:46,560
You'll have 3 minutes of safety
1053
00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:49,296
before I open
the rest of the doors
in the house.
1054
00:53:49,330 --> 00:53:53,867
Now, are your chances better
outside or in?
1055
00:53:53,900 --> 00:53:57,670
You must choose
or face the consequences.
1056
00:53:57,704 --> 00:53:59,974
Ugh. I hate this bitch's voice!
1057
00:54:00,007 --> 00:54:00,840
3 minutes.
1058
00:54:03,043 --> 00:54:05,312
-So, what do we do?
-What do you mean,
"What do we do," girl?
1059
00:54:05,346 --> 00:54:07,680
I'm not gonna stay
in this fucking mouse trap.
1060
00:54:07,714 --> 00:54:09,450
We got to get the hell up
out of here.
1061
00:54:09,483 --> 00:54:10,783
Why? So he can just
attack us outside?
1062
00:54:10,817 --> 00:54:14,088
Look, Clifton was right.
This game has rules,
1063
00:54:14,121 --> 00:54:17,057
and whatever the hell they are,
they have stuck by them, okay?
1064
00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:20,693
So, if we really do have
3 minutes y'all,
we should just run.
1065
00:54:20,727 --> 00:54:22,496
I agree. We got more room
to run outside.
1066
00:54:22,530 --> 00:54:24,165
We stay here,
we just sitting ducks.
1067
00:54:24,198 --> 00:54:26,934
I don't know about you
but I have no interest
in getting hunt down
1068
00:54:26,967 --> 00:54:28,469
in the woods
by that psycho!
1069
00:54:28,502 --> 00:54:30,770
Look, I'm with Allison.
We need to take
our fucking chances.
1070
00:54:30,803 --> 00:54:32,606
Let's go, baby, listen.
We can cut across the woods
1071
00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:33,806
and make it to the other
side of the road.
1072
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:35,276
If we all make it,
then we'll all be safe.
1073
00:54:35,309 --> 00:54:37,144
What movies have you seen?
'Cause that's fucking stupid.
1074
00:54:37,178 --> 00:54:38,546
Bruh, I haven't watched
any movies.
1075
00:54:38,579 --> 00:54:39,647
I'm just trying to save
my girl!
1076
00:54:42,082 --> 00:54:43,450
Boo, I love you.
Why you yelling at me?
1077
00:54:43,484 --> 00:54:44,919
Listen, arguing is not
gon' help us.
1078
00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:46,819
Everybody, let's go
at least get some
fucking weapons.
1079
00:54:46,853 --> 00:54:48,923
- All right.
- Are you kidding me?
1080
00:54:48,956 --> 00:54:50,157
Are you fucking kidding me?
1081
00:54:50,191 --> 00:54:51,691
Somebody gon' help me
the fuck up?
1082
00:54:51,724 --> 00:54:53,027
Shit, my bad, bruh.
1083
00:54:54,562 --> 00:54:57,730
Y'all better
come in this kitchen and
find something. Shit.
1084
00:54:57,764 --> 00:54:59,233
Hey, find some weapons.
1085
00:54:59,967 --> 00:55:01,268
Look for something sharp.
1086
00:55:04,071 --> 00:55:06,739
-Here. Use these.
-Thanks.
1087
00:55:06,773 --> 00:55:09,443
Wait. Chili powder?
Girl, what I'm finna do, cook?
1088
00:55:09,476 --> 00:55:10,911
Sorry, girl,
we ran out of knives.
1089
00:55:10,945 --> 00:55:13,414
Really? A candlestick?
You think you in Clue?
1090
00:55:13,447 --> 00:55:15,683
Don't start with me.
I could fuck somebody
up with this.
1091
00:55:15,715 --> 00:55:17,184
What are you gonna do?
Tenderize his ass?
1092
00:55:17,218 --> 00:55:19,086
At least it's metal,
Colonel Mustard.
That looks plastic.
1093
00:55:19,119 --> 00:55:20,955
At least this just has
a little weight to it.
It has some girth.
1094
00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:22,456
Shanika, I need
some of them painkillers.
1095
00:55:25,092 --> 00:55:27,328
I got you now. Here you go.
1096
00:55:30,797 --> 00:55:32,466
-This is Adderall.
-What?
1097
00:55:32,499 --> 00:55:33,968
This is Adderall.
1098
00:55:38,838 --> 00:55:40,674
-Is this what you gave her?
-Yes.
1099
00:55:40,708 --> 00:55:41,942
I need something else.
1100
00:55:43,876 --> 00:55:45,512
Here, you can take this.
Vicodin.
1101
00:55:46,614 --> 00:55:47,915
-I'm going.
-Whoa, what?
1102
00:55:47,948 --> 00:55:49,483
No, you supposed to
be dead, bruh.
1103
00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:50,850
This ain't that movie.
1104
00:55:50,883 --> 00:55:52,119
Look, man, let's go
before this Vicodin wear off.
1105
00:55:52,152 --> 00:55:54,955
Wait, are you crazy?
Look at yourself.
1106
00:55:54,989 --> 00:55:56,523
-I got shot once.
-Twice!
1107
00:55:56,557 --> 00:55:58,425
In the same spot.
One hole.
1108
00:55:59,759 --> 00:56:01,729
It hurt like hell,
but I can run. My legs work.
1109
00:56:01,761 --> 00:56:03,163
All right.
You can come with us,
1110
00:56:03,197 --> 00:56:04,897
but if you start lagging,
we ain't carrying your ass.
1111
00:56:04,932 --> 00:56:06,133
-Fine.
-Shit, look y'all.
1112
00:56:06,166 --> 00:56:07,767
It's real dark out there
and I'm still high.
1113
00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:09,836
-I can't go out there.
-Me, too, I'm staying.
1114
00:56:09,869 --> 00:56:11,238
-Lisa!
-Baby, then I'm staying
with you.
1115
00:56:11,272 --> 00:56:13,073
No, it's okay.
I understand if you
have to leave.
1116
00:56:13,107 --> 00:56:14,608
-Yeah, go.
-Baby, I don't wanna stay...
1117
00:56:14,642 --> 00:56:16,543
I wanna stay with you.
I wanna show you
that I'm committed.
1118
00:56:16,577 --> 00:56:19,146
-Look, we a "us" now.
-This Larenz Tate chasing
the train ass nigga.
1119
00:56:19,179 --> 00:56:20,447
Not now, Nnamdi.
1120
00:56:20,481 --> 00:56:22,683
- I'm boots for
Nina ass, nigga.
1121
00:56:22,716 --> 00:56:24,218
Okay, we all know
what this means.
1122
00:56:24,251 --> 00:56:26,654
-Don't you dare, Allison.
-I'mma say it.
1123
00:56:26,687 --> 00:56:27,820
Don't say this dumb shit.
1124
00:56:27,854 --> 00:56:30,157
- We...
- Allison.
1125
00:56:30,190 --> 00:56:32,493
- We...
- Oh, my God.
1126
00:56:33,494 --> 00:56:34,528
We have to split up.
1127
00:56:34,561 --> 00:56:36,896
-Oh, my God!
-Why?
1128
00:56:36,930 --> 00:56:38,898
He's not gon' be
in two places at once.
1129
00:56:38,932 --> 00:56:40,367
Oh, see, Allison.
I knew you was gonna
say that shit
1130
00:56:40,401 --> 00:56:42,102
but I figured that was
just your White side talking.
1131
00:56:42,136 --> 00:56:44,238
This is not
my White half talking, Nnamdi.
1132
00:56:44,271 --> 00:56:47,775
This is me talking
as a whole-ass Black person,
1133
00:56:47,807 --> 00:56:49,310
who just so happens
to be biracial.
1134
00:56:49,343 --> 00:56:51,178
My "Blackness" should not be
in question
1135
00:56:51,211 --> 00:56:53,846
just because
I am simply suggesting
1136
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:56,250
that separating
might actually help us
stay alive.
1137
00:56:56,283 --> 00:56:57,985
Allison, yes,
you do have a point.
1138
00:56:58,018 --> 00:57:00,020
But do you really think
your Black side did them
air quotes?
1139
00:57:00,054 --> 00:57:01,588
That feels
exclusively Caucasian.
1140
00:57:01,622 --> 00:57:02,956
20 seconds left!
1141
00:57:04,725 --> 00:57:05,793
-I love you.
-I love you, too.
1142
00:57:05,825 --> 00:57:07,227
-Stay alive.
-Mmm-hmm.
1143
00:57:07,261 --> 00:57:10,264
Shanika, run them pills, girl.
They good.
1144
00:57:11,332 --> 00:57:13,467
I don't know how much
time we have,
1145
00:57:13,500 --> 00:57:14,702
but if the door does open,
1146
00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:16,537
this is the one closest
to the woods.
1147
00:57:16,570 --> 00:57:19,073
I didn't know
that a psycho killer
in blackface
1148
00:57:19,106 --> 00:57:20,674
was gonna be
the person that was here
1149
00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:23,110
when I asked who all
was gonna be here?
1150
00:57:23,143 --> 00:57:26,180
This feels like
the end of Set it Off.
1151
00:57:26,213 --> 00:57:28,549
I hate this,
it feels so sad.
1152
00:57:29,049 --> 00:57:30,451
You are my sister.
1153
00:57:31,819 --> 00:57:32,885
My strength.
1154
00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:34,922
-And my pride.
-And my pride.
1155
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:47,867
It'll be all right.
1156
00:58:02,416 --> 00:58:03,417
Okay, we good.
1157
00:58:04,284 --> 00:58:05,285
Bye, y'all.
1158
00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:28,008
Hey, yo.
We should hide.
1159
00:58:29,143 --> 00:58:30,177
Wait.
1160
00:58:32,446 --> 00:58:34,748
No, no, no.
I don't wanna go
in the basement.
1161
00:58:34,782 --> 00:58:36,483
I don't wanna
see Morgan like that.
1162
00:58:36,517 --> 00:58:37,785
Hey, baby, I'm with Dewayne.
I don't wanna see her
like that, either.
1163
00:58:37,818 --> 00:58:39,653
I'm going
to find Morgan.
1164
00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,802
Yo! When did we become
the kind of people
1165
00:58:54,835 --> 00:58:56,703
that walk
into dark-ass basements?
1166
00:58:56,737 --> 00:58:58,172
Nice of you
to join me.
1167
00:59:02,342 --> 00:59:05,612
Is that a well?
What kind of house is this?
1168
00:59:05,646 --> 00:59:08,482
Shit. I'm impressed.
Motherfucker's crazy.
1169
00:59:16,490 --> 00:59:17,758
Wait, wait, wait.
1170
00:59:17,791 --> 00:59:19,293
What? The road is that way.
1171
00:59:19,326 --> 00:59:22,329
No, no, no.
The road is this way.
The lake is that way.
1172
00:59:22,362 --> 00:59:23,430
What?
1173
00:59:27,768 --> 00:59:28,969
What the fuck is you doing?
1174
00:59:29,002 --> 00:59:32,673
Okay, hold up,
I feel weird as shit!
1175
00:59:32,706 --> 00:59:34,441
Okay, I think I need to stop.
1176
00:59:34,475 --> 00:59:38,111
Guys, just go.
I'm just gonna sit here
with my feelings.
1177
00:59:38,145 --> 00:59:40,147
Your feelings? What?
1178
00:59:40,180 --> 00:59:43,283
Allison, that Adderall got you
bugging the fuck out.
1179
00:59:43,317 --> 00:59:45,486
Come on, Allison.
We not finna
leave you here.
1180
00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:47,321
No, just go.
1181
00:59:47,354 --> 00:59:49,389
Look, I need you to breathe
with me, all right?
1182
00:59:49,423 --> 00:59:52,326
Inhale, exhale.
1183
00:59:54,428 --> 00:59:55,964
There's a crazy motherfucker
out here
1184
00:59:55,996 --> 00:59:57,197
hunting us like we animals.
1185
00:59:57,231 --> 00:59:58,933
This ain't the time
to be sitting down.
1186
00:59:58,967 --> 01:00:00,400
I need you to be strong.
1187
01:00:00,434 --> 01:00:02,302
You got Rosa Parks
on your shirt, right?
1188
01:00:02,336 --> 01:00:04,104
Would she be
sitting down right now?
1189
01:00:04,137 --> 01:00:07,074
I mean,
that's exactly what she did.
1190
01:00:07,107 --> 01:00:09,376
Man, nigga, shut up!
Look at me.
1191
01:00:09,409 --> 01:00:12,646
If you wanna be somebody
and if you wanna go somewhere,
1192
01:00:12,679 --> 01:00:14,481
then you better wake up and...
1193
01:00:14,515 --> 01:00:16,450
-Pay attention.
-That's right, bitch.
1194
01:00:16,483 --> 01:00:18,318
Now, come on
with your injured ass.
1195
01:00:27,227 --> 01:00:29,296
Oh, my God.
1196
01:00:29,329 --> 01:00:31,365
Please tell me
that's some of King's Kool-Ayyy.
1197
01:00:31,398 --> 01:00:33,267
We both know
what that is, man.
1198
01:00:34,468 --> 01:00:35,335
Okay.
1199
01:00:35,369 --> 01:00:38,138
-Go. Shit.
-Look, you go.
1200
01:00:50,817 --> 01:00:52,185
Okay,
but where's Morgan?
1201
01:00:53,687 --> 01:00:54,688
Let's see if we can figure out
1202
01:00:54,721 --> 01:00:56,823
how this fucker operates
before he gets back.
1203
01:01:14,641 --> 01:01:17,744
Oh, my God.
There are cameras
all over this house.
1204
01:01:17,778 --> 01:01:20,614
He's been watching
our every move this entire time.
1205
01:01:23,985 --> 01:01:25,185
Y'all, look.
1206
01:01:27,187 --> 01:01:29,356
I thought we were
above the Mason-Dixon.
1207
01:01:29,389 --> 01:01:31,725
What was that?
1208
01:01:31,758 --> 01:01:34,561
Fucking 'course, he'd go after
the darkest people first.
1209
01:01:35,896 --> 01:01:37,631
-We gotta go back upstairs.
-Really?
1210
01:01:38,098 --> 01:01:39,466
Okay.
1211
01:01:43,136 --> 01:01:45,839
Fuck! No.
We went the wrong way.
1212
01:01:45,872 --> 01:01:48,842
See? Allison,
I told you. Allison?
1213
01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,111
Allison!
Fuck, where is she?
1214
01:01:51,144 --> 01:01:53,213
Her ass probably high.
1215
01:01:53,246 --> 01:01:54,715
I don't blame her.
I wanna do the same thing.
1216
01:01:54,748 --> 01:01:57,919
No, King, you gotta
stay with me, okay?
1217
01:01:57,952 --> 01:01:59,686
Look, I can see houses
in the distance.
1218
01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:02,522
Okay, I'mma swim across.
They won't suspect it.
1219
01:02:02,556 --> 01:02:04,458
They probably assume
we can't swim anyway.
1220
01:02:04,491 --> 01:02:06,159
They be assuming right,
'cause I can't.
1221
01:02:06,193 --> 01:02:08,662
-Wow! Way to be
a fucking stereotype.
-You know what? You go ahead
1222
01:02:08,695 --> 01:02:11,832
and hop your little privileged
ass in that dark,
mysterious water,
1223
01:02:11,865 --> 01:02:13,034
I'mma climb up this tree.
1224
01:02:13,067 --> 01:02:14,301
You give me a signal
when you get across.
1225
01:02:14,334 --> 01:02:16,070
Is that something
you can even do?
1226
01:02:16,104 --> 01:02:18,039
I ran from cops,
I dodged bullets,
1227
01:02:18,072 --> 01:02:20,407
I jumped gates.
This is easy, all right?
1228
01:02:21,441 --> 01:02:22,409
Oh, shit.
1229
01:02:22,442 --> 01:02:23,777
This is really embarrassing.
1230
01:02:23,810 --> 01:02:25,846
-Get up and help me,
God damn it!
-Nigga, come on.
1231
01:02:25,879 --> 01:02:28,181
Don't put your finger
in my asshole.
1232
01:02:33,121 --> 01:02:36,289
-Wasn't this door open?
-It don't even matter, yo.
We gon' go straight through.
1233
01:02:37,724 --> 01:02:38,725
Ready?
1234
01:02:42,362 --> 01:02:44,698
Nigga, move,
I'll go first. Okay.
1235
01:02:45,165 --> 01:02:46,366
Here we go.
1236
01:02:47,601 --> 01:02:48,835
Okay, I see
why you didn't wanna go first.
1237
01:02:48,869 --> 01:02:50,905
Oh, my God, are you guys
fucking line dancing?
1238
01:02:50,938 --> 01:02:52,606
Wait, hold on.
1239
01:02:53,240 --> 01:02:54,641
One, two...
1240
01:02:58,046 --> 01:02:59,513
I heard screaming.
Is everything okay?
1241
01:03:00,414 --> 01:03:02,150
Ranger White? Is that you?
1242
01:03:02,182 --> 01:03:04,718
-In the flesh.
-Oh, shit.
Is this good or bad?
1243
01:03:04,751 --> 01:03:07,187
Wait. How do we know
we can trust him?
1244
01:03:08,689 --> 01:03:10,124
No offense.
1245
01:03:10,158 --> 01:03:12,826
-I'm one of the good ones.
-That does not help.
They all say that.
1246
01:03:12,859 --> 01:03:14,962
That actually makes you
seem more suspicious.
1247
01:03:14,996 --> 01:03:17,230
You can trust me. Seriously.
1248
01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,966
If I got an invite
to the cookout,
1249
01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:20,333
I'd be honored,
but I wouldn't go.
1250
01:03:20,367 --> 01:03:22,136
-And why the fuck not?
-Because I know my presence
1251
01:03:22,170 --> 01:03:23,670
in an all-Black space
would be a disturbance
1252
01:03:23,704 --> 01:03:25,372
and undo it
being an all-Black space.
1253
01:03:26,306 --> 01:03:28,009
That's a pretty good answer.
1254
01:03:28,042 --> 01:03:29,409
-I'm sold.
-Mmm-hmm. Works for me.
1255
01:03:30,178 --> 01:03:31,845
Look, we're gonna
lower our hands.
1256
01:03:31,878 --> 01:03:33,313
-Lower away.
-Okay, great.
1257
01:03:33,346 --> 01:03:34,916
Look, I've never been so happy
to see a White savior.
1258
01:03:34,949 --> 01:03:36,783
Somebody's trying to kill us.
Please help us. Please.
1259
01:03:36,817 --> 01:03:38,086
Whoa. Slow down.
1260
01:03:38,119 --> 01:03:39,921
A masked killer is after us
and two of our friends are dead.
1261
01:03:39,954 --> 01:03:41,022
-What do you mean dead?
-Dead.
1262
01:03:41,055 --> 01:03:42,422
Dead, meet your maker
dead, dead.
1263
01:03:42,456 --> 01:03:43,623
-Where are the rest
of your friends?
-We split up.
1264
01:03:43,657 --> 01:03:44,992
You split up?
But you all are Black.
1265
01:03:45,026 --> 01:03:47,394
-Whoa. Do not get comfortable.
-I know you didn't.
1266
01:03:47,427 --> 01:03:49,296
-Bold move, bro.
-Sorry.
1267
01:03:49,329 --> 01:03:50,630
Don't you need to call
for help or something?
1268
01:03:50,664 --> 01:03:52,666
Okay, try to calm down.
I'll get some help.
1269
01:03:52,699 --> 01:03:55,335
This is White to base.
1270
01:03:55,368 --> 01:03:57,804
White to base.
This is White.
1271
01:03:58,973 --> 01:04:00,240
White.
1272
01:04:00,874 --> 01:04:01,909
White.
1273
01:04:04,311 --> 01:04:07,014
That's weird.
Runs on a satellite system,
should always work.
1274
01:04:07,048 --> 01:04:08,216
The signal is
actively being blocked.
1275
01:04:08,248 --> 01:04:09,349
That's why we couldn't call out.
1276
01:04:09,382 --> 01:04:10,784
You gotta believe us.
1277
01:04:11,986 --> 01:04:13,320
Come with me.
1278
01:04:21,028 --> 01:04:22,096
All right, get in quick.
1279
01:04:22,130 --> 01:04:23,330
-Okay.
-Okay.
1280
01:04:32,940 --> 01:04:34,108
I'll be right back.
1281
01:04:34,142 --> 01:04:35,509
Lock the doors, get down,
and don't worry.
1282
01:04:35,542 --> 01:04:37,245
Dude, where are you...
Can we just go?
1283
01:04:37,277 --> 01:04:39,981
-Where are you going?
-Where is he going?
1284
01:04:40,014 --> 01:04:42,749
Why White people always gotta go
where they shouldn't go?
1285
01:04:55,529 --> 01:04:56,530
What?
1286
01:04:58,598 --> 01:05:00,433
Nigga, are you shooting
arrows at me?
1287
01:05:01,135 --> 01:05:03,237
No! Hey!
1288
01:05:03,271 --> 01:05:05,839
Hey! Stop it! Stop!
1289
01:05:26,093 --> 01:05:27,427
King! Stop!
1290
01:05:28,930 --> 01:05:31,798
Let's see what you got
without that bitch-ass crossbow.
1291
01:05:31,832 --> 01:05:33,500
What's up? What's up?
1292
01:05:35,203 --> 01:05:36,469
Come on.
1293
01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:39,472
Fuck! I'm gonna beat
your little ass now.
1294
01:05:39,506 --> 01:05:42,375
- Aw, hell,
you can't even fight?
1295
01:05:43,410 --> 01:05:44,711
-What?
-What's good?
1296
01:05:49,317 --> 01:05:51,418
Get your bitch ass up.
1297
01:05:51,451 --> 01:05:54,322
Get your bitch ass up.
This one's for Morgan.
1298
01:05:54,354 --> 01:05:57,424
Oh! Cramp! Shit.
1299
01:06:01,528 --> 01:06:04,031
Don't hurt my...
Nigga, you can't fucking...
1300
01:06:07,500 --> 01:06:09,136
Time out. Time out.
1301
01:06:10,737 --> 01:06:11,771
Oh, fuck!
1302
01:06:16,043 --> 01:06:18,913
Hey! Stop it!
1303
01:06:18,946 --> 01:06:22,415
First off, you're gonna watch me
kill your friend.
1304
01:06:26,386 --> 01:06:28,655
- No, no, no...
- Hey!
1305
01:06:30,224 --> 01:06:31,424
Asshole.
1306
01:06:33,393 --> 01:06:35,062
Well, come and have a go.
1307
01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:42,103
All right, bitch. Let's do this.
1308
01:06:46,706 --> 01:06:48,541
Hell, yeah.
1309
01:06:58,551 --> 01:07:01,188
Beat his motherfucking ass!
Hell, yeah!
1310
01:07:04,325 --> 01:07:06,593
Goddamn, beat your ass now.
1311
01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:14,734
Oh, shit.
1312
01:07:19,773 --> 01:07:20,774
Nigga.
1313
01:07:28,049 --> 01:07:30,985
You sure he's not gonna
come back to life?
1314
01:07:31,018 --> 01:07:33,853
-No, girl, he's dead.
-Hell yeah, you beat
that nigga ass.
1315
01:07:40,428 --> 01:07:43,364
That's the one-eyed nigga
I saw at the store.
1316
01:07:43,397 --> 01:07:44,831
Hell yeah, run his pockets.
1317
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:46,533
What the hell?
1318
01:07:49,736 --> 01:07:51,805
Wait a minute.
He's got asthma.
1319
01:07:51,838 --> 01:07:54,075
That's why he was breathing
like that.
1320
01:07:54,108 --> 01:07:57,011
Camden Conner. 555 Valley Lane.
1321
01:07:57,044 --> 01:07:58,812
That's our address.
1322
01:07:58,845 --> 01:08:00,814
Hey, I feel a bit woozy here.
1323
01:08:00,847 --> 01:08:02,083
See, this why
I don't come to the woods
1324
01:08:02,116 --> 01:08:04,018
because of crazy
White motherfuckers like this.
1325
01:08:04,051 --> 01:08:06,853
And they always got
some dirty-ass shoes on.
1326
01:08:06,886 --> 01:08:09,789
Wait, the nigga that was
chasing us in the house
1327
01:08:09,823 --> 01:08:11,025
had a different pair
of boots on.
1328
01:08:11,058 --> 01:08:13,227
Remember?
I stabbed him in the foot.
1329
01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:15,595
So, unless this motherfucker got
costume changes...
1330
01:08:15,628 --> 01:08:19,300
That means that
there's more than one of them.
1331
01:08:19,333 --> 01:08:21,501
-We gotta warn the others.
-Okay.
1332
01:08:21,534 --> 01:08:23,503
- Oh, fuck.
- King!
1333
01:08:23,536 --> 01:08:26,873
Okay, look, y'all, we...
1334
01:08:26,907 --> 01:08:29,210
we might actually make it
out of this, okay?
1335
01:08:29,243 --> 01:08:33,180
If he comes back. Why the fuck
is he looking for the killer?
Can we just go?
1336
01:08:33,214 --> 01:08:34,814
Oh, my God.
1337
01:08:35,983 --> 01:08:38,452
Maybe to convince us
that the killer isn't him?
1338
01:08:38,486 --> 01:08:40,553
- What the fuck?
- We gotta go.
1339
01:08:47,261 --> 01:08:50,431
Stop. Stop pressing the button.
1340
01:08:50,464 --> 01:08:52,033
Both of y'all,
stop fucking with the door!
1341
01:08:53,900 --> 01:08:56,170
- Shit.
- Ah, shit!
1342
01:08:58,705 --> 01:09:00,840
Unlock the door.
I don't think I stopped him.
1343
01:09:00,874 --> 01:09:04,011
He's coming. Unlock the door
and let me in. Quick.
1344
01:09:05,779 --> 01:09:07,114
I know how that looks,
1345
01:09:07,148 --> 01:09:10,251
but I found that mask
in the woods close to here.
1346
01:09:10,284 --> 01:09:11,785
It's why I came to check on you.
1347
01:09:11,818 --> 01:09:14,754
Let me help you.
You have to trust me.
1348
01:09:15,755 --> 01:09:17,992
-No, we don't.
-Let me in!
1349
01:09:18,025 --> 01:09:19,826
Let me in!
1350
01:09:29,236 --> 01:09:30,938
Come on, man. We're sitting
ducks out here, y'all.
1351
01:09:30,971 --> 01:09:32,605
Maybe we should have
trusted him.
1352
01:09:32,639 --> 01:09:35,409
Okay, he's gonna
reload at some point.
Should we go back in there?
1353
01:09:35,443 --> 01:09:36,743
No. We go back in there
for what?
1354
01:09:36,776 --> 01:09:37,978
What other choice
do we have?
1355
01:09:38,012 --> 01:09:40,081
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't... Fuck!
1356
01:09:41,315 --> 01:09:43,350
Okay, now!
1357
01:09:43,384 --> 01:09:44,717
Go, go, go!
1358
01:09:44,751 --> 01:09:45,953
Come on, come on, come on.
1359
01:09:47,654 --> 01:09:49,090
Oh, shit. He's shooting!
1360
01:09:49,123 --> 01:09:50,824
Stay right there.
Stay right there.
1361
01:09:51,125 --> 01:09:52,126
Oh.
1362
01:09:54,495 --> 01:09:56,297
Just go.
Save yourself.
1363
01:09:56,696 --> 01:09:58,432
Go.
1364
01:09:58,466 --> 01:10:00,167
-We can't...
-Let's go.
1365
01:10:01,734 --> 01:10:04,737
I was joking. Shit!
1366
01:10:22,056 --> 01:10:26,026
We just left him.
What if he's
just somewhere bleeding?
1367
01:10:26,060 --> 01:10:28,628
No, baby, he told us,
he told us to leave him.
1368
01:10:28,661 --> 01:10:30,131
He didn't mean it.
1369
01:10:33,267 --> 01:10:34,767
Okay, Lis, look.
1370
01:10:34,801 --> 01:10:36,504
All of us ain't gonna
make it through the night.
1371
01:10:36,537 --> 01:10:37,871
We know that, right?
1372
01:10:40,141 --> 01:10:42,343
-I'm just saying.
-I'm gonna go get my friend.
1373
01:11:50,277 --> 01:11:51,478
Who's playing music?
1374
01:11:54,648 --> 01:11:56,350
Wait.
1375
01:12:01,922 --> 01:12:03,856
You shady motherfuckers
left me to die!
1376
01:12:03,890 --> 01:12:05,892
And I just saved y'all asses.
But fuck me, though, right?
1377
01:12:05,926 --> 01:12:06,994
You told us to leave you.
1378
01:12:07,027 --> 01:12:09,063
Nigga, you know
I didn't mean that shit.
1379
01:12:09,096 --> 01:12:11,031
-Told you.
-Told you, my ass.
1380
01:12:11,065 --> 01:12:13,067
You didn't have to follow him.
1381
01:12:14,867 --> 01:12:17,004
Move! Let me get up there.
1382
01:12:22,443 --> 01:12:24,945
How long do y'all think
we should wait in here?
1383
01:12:24,979 --> 01:12:26,647
I don't know.
Probably till morning?
1384
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:28,148
The fucker a vampire
or something?
1385
01:12:28,182 --> 01:12:29,683
-Why the fuck
is morning more better?
-I don't know.
1386
01:12:29,717 --> 01:12:31,218
'Cause it's bright out
and less scary.
1387
01:12:32,486 --> 01:12:34,321
That makes sense.
1388
01:12:34,355 --> 01:12:37,124
I'm sorry we left you,
but it's not every day
1389
01:12:37,157 --> 01:12:39,627
I'm faced with fucking life
or death decisions.
1390
01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:42,630
It's good to know
when it comes to me,
the decision is death.
1391
01:12:42,663 --> 01:12:44,632
What is your problem?
1392
01:12:44,665 --> 01:12:46,700
You've been pressed
this entire trip.
1393
01:12:46,734 --> 01:12:49,236
If you have something to say,
say it.
No time like the present.
1394
01:12:49,270 --> 01:12:51,338
I disagree.
There is a better time
than the present,
1395
01:12:51,372 --> 01:12:53,773
-and it is not right now.
-Every time this nigga
broke your heart,
1396
01:12:53,806 --> 01:12:55,175
I was the one
there to mend it.
1397
01:12:55,209 --> 01:12:58,078
I never asked you to do that.
You chose to do that.
1398
01:13:03,584 --> 01:13:05,019
Fuck. What the fuck.
1399
01:13:06,987 --> 01:13:10,557
Oh, my God.
Keke Palmer retweeted my tweet.
1400
01:13:11,791 --> 01:13:13,193
Okay, okay, okay.
1401
01:13:30,311 --> 01:13:33,013
-Keep that shit together?
-I'm trying.
1402
01:13:36,116 --> 01:13:37,451
Oh, shit.
1403
01:13:43,457 --> 01:13:45,292
Peekaboo.
1404
01:14:22,629 --> 01:14:23,630
Shit.
1405
01:14:30,437 --> 01:14:33,006
I'm going to jail.
1406
01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:35,743
Oh, shit, are you okay?
He kicked the shit outta you.
1407
01:14:35,776 --> 01:14:37,177
How'd you know
how to do that?
1408
01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:40,447
Yeah, bro, that seems like
an exclusively White weapon.
1409
01:14:40,481 --> 01:14:43,250
You know what,
that's another thing. Y'all are
always underestimating me.
1410
01:14:43,283 --> 01:14:44,785
Maybe that's why
you left me at the car.
1411
01:14:44,818 --> 01:14:45,919
This is exactly
why I didn't tell you
1412
01:14:45,953 --> 01:14:47,221
me and Nnamdi
were back together.
1413
01:14:47,254 --> 01:14:48,956
I just didn't need
this negativity.
1414
01:14:48,989 --> 01:14:50,824
Oh, no, no, no...
You didn't tell me
about Nnamdi
1415
01:14:50,858 --> 01:14:52,860
-because you are ashamed.
-Ashamed?
1416
01:14:54,194 --> 01:14:55,863
Be real.
You have always
used my friendship
1417
01:14:55,895 --> 01:14:58,031
as some fucked up replacement
as a rebound guy
1418
01:14:58,065 --> 01:15:00,200
whenever y'all broke up
because it was safe.
1419
01:15:00,234 --> 01:15:01,402
You knew I would be there.
1420
01:15:01,435 --> 01:15:03,070
I feel like
I wasted my fucking time.
1421
01:15:03,103 --> 01:15:05,005
'Cause look at you now,
you got your man,
your house,
1422
01:15:05,038 --> 01:15:07,040
and I'm pushed
to the curb, again.
1423
01:15:07,074 --> 01:15:08,742
You have never treated me
like a best friend.
1424
01:15:08,776 --> 01:15:10,577
You've treated me
like a gay side chick.
1425
01:15:10,611 --> 01:15:14,314
You leaving me and picking him
proves exactly that.
1426
01:15:23,857 --> 01:15:25,893
-That's a good shot.
-That was the last one.
1427
01:15:25,926 --> 01:15:29,229
Oh, you're gonna
pay for that, bitch.
1428
01:15:29,263 --> 01:15:31,999
-Ooh.
-I got you, bitch. Hey!
1429
01:15:32,833 --> 01:15:34,301
You got
the right one today, bitch.
1430
01:15:34,334 --> 01:15:36,336
That's for
Morgan and Shawn!
1431
01:15:36,370 --> 01:15:37,871
-This is for King.
-His ass.
1432
01:15:37,906 --> 01:15:39,072
- That's what you fucking get.
- Carlton.
1433
01:15:39,106 --> 01:15:41,108
-It's Clifton.
-Why the fuck Black women
1434
01:15:41,141 --> 01:15:43,844
gotta save everyone
all the God damn time?
1435
01:15:43,877 --> 01:15:45,312
-Get him, girl.
-I'm tired.
1436
01:15:45,345 --> 01:15:48,415
I'm tired.
I'm fucking tired.
1437
01:15:50,083 --> 01:15:51,819
See, that's why I married
a White woman.
1438
01:15:51,852 --> 01:15:53,220
Bitch, and suck my dick!
1439
01:15:53,253 --> 01:15:55,689
You're acting just...
I don't think you need to...
1440
01:15:56,957 --> 01:15:58,892
-He good.
-Girl, he dead. It's fine.
1441
01:15:58,927 --> 01:16:00,194
Lisa.
1442
01:16:17,946 --> 01:16:19,813
Earlier, did you have
something to say
1443
01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:21,482
about my choice in weapons?
1444
01:16:22,182 --> 01:16:24,284
Oh, no.
No, no, no. Nnamdi?
1445
01:16:24,318 --> 01:16:27,020
No. No. Hell...
Absolutely not.
1446
01:16:27,321 --> 01:16:28,388
Look.
1447
01:16:33,794 --> 01:16:35,796
Maybe I was a little worked up
1448
01:16:35,829 --> 01:16:38,665
after I realized
what my part was
1449
01:16:38,699 --> 01:16:40,300
in what was wrong with us.
1450
01:16:40,334 --> 01:16:43,136
I'm sorry I didn't tell you
me and Nnamdi
were back together.
1451
01:16:43,938 --> 01:16:46,473
-I love you, okay?
-I love you, too.
1452
01:16:51,445 --> 01:16:53,614
You got guts
all over your face, so.
1453
01:16:56,416 --> 01:16:59,119
Um, look, I'm sorry
for pressuring you to commit
1454
01:16:59,152 --> 01:17:00,587
before you were ready.
1455
01:17:00,621 --> 01:17:02,222
I was worried that
if you kept me waiting
for so long
1456
01:17:02,256 --> 01:17:03,590
that I was gonna...
1457
01:17:03,624 --> 01:17:06,193
I'm gonna mess up.
I love you, all right?
1458
01:17:13,033 --> 01:17:15,402
Dewayne, I apologize
to you, too.
1459
01:17:15,435 --> 01:17:18,138
Yeah, I wasn't a good dude
in college. Sorry.
1460
01:17:18,171 --> 01:17:20,040
Are y'all for real?
Y'all doing this right now?
1461
01:17:20,073 --> 01:17:21,808
Y'all ain't worked out
y'all shit yet?
1462
01:17:21,842 --> 01:17:23,310
Didn't you see how long
he was talking?
1463
01:17:23,343 --> 01:17:24,778
-Why you have to
interrupt my apology?
-Nigga, it's given
1464
01:17:24,811 --> 01:17:26,413
that there's another
motherfucking killer
in the woods
1465
01:17:26,446 --> 01:17:28,115
that we killed.
That's what I'm trying
to tell y'all.
1466
01:17:28,148 --> 01:17:30,117
- Okay, I did not know that.
Yeah, so,
now let's find out
1467
01:17:30,150 --> 01:17:31,652
who this motherfucker is.
1468
01:17:31,685 --> 01:17:35,122
Oh, I can't.
Dewayne, look in his pockets.
1469
01:17:36,523 --> 01:17:38,592
Mmm. Player, you got it.
This is on you.
1470
01:17:38,625 --> 01:17:41,128
-You two gonna figure it out!
-Okay, I'mma do it. Fuck!
1471
01:17:54,608 --> 01:17:55,776
Clive Connor.
1472
01:18:04,351 --> 01:18:06,753
This look like the other nigga
we saw in the woods.
1473
01:18:08,689 --> 01:18:11,025
Who the fuck are they?
1474
01:18:11,059 --> 01:18:14,062
We found this shit
on the other one. Read it.
1475
01:18:14,428 --> 01:18:15,462
Shit.
1476
01:18:15,930 --> 01:18:17,130
They're twins.
1477
01:18:19,733 --> 01:18:22,736
We also found this on him.
1478
01:18:22,769 --> 01:18:25,372
I don't get it.
Someone must
have been paying them.
1479
01:18:25,405 --> 01:18:27,174
Yeah,
that seems about right.
1480
01:18:29,276 --> 01:18:31,545
They've got
all our initials on here, too.
1481
01:18:31,578 --> 01:18:35,248
So, somebody paid
these evil racist twins
to kill us all. Is that it?
1482
01:18:35,282 --> 01:18:36,416
And this is all we worth?
1483
01:18:36,450 --> 01:18:39,519
It's like $1,000.
This is offensive.
1484
01:18:39,553 --> 01:18:40,887
Oh, my God.
1485
01:18:40,922 --> 01:18:42,356
We need to get
the fuck outta here.
1486
01:18:42,389 --> 01:18:43,757
No, I'm still
not going out there.
1487
01:18:43,790 --> 01:18:45,792
Okay, you know what?
Why don't we just
stay here
1488
01:18:45,826 --> 01:18:47,028
because they've got to come back
1489
01:18:47,061 --> 01:18:48,528
for Ranger White at some point?
1490
01:18:48,562 --> 01:18:50,664
I still need to know
what happened
to Morgan and Shawn.
1491
01:18:50,697 --> 01:18:53,667
Yeah. Which means that
they might still be downstairs.
1492
01:18:53,700 --> 01:18:55,902
Right. He had
a whole command center
down there, y'all,
1493
01:18:55,937 --> 01:18:58,138
like TVs and everything.
We can use that
to call for help.
1494
01:18:58,171 --> 01:18:59,640
Y'all are acting
real White right now.
1495
01:18:59,673 --> 01:19:01,508
I think
we've already proven ourselves.
1496
01:19:01,541 --> 01:19:03,510
If there's someone else
down there, we'll handle it.
1497
01:19:03,543 --> 01:19:07,414
Okay, you know what?
I'm gonna stay up here
and just keep watch
1498
01:19:08,815 --> 01:19:12,219
with my eyes. Wait.
1499
01:19:13,121 --> 01:19:15,188
I'm sorry.
1500
01:19:15,222 --> 01:19:17,324
When you go down there,
take this.
1501
01:19:17,357 --> 01:19:19,459
-Just in case.
-Okay, thank you.
1502
01:19:19,493 --> 01:19:21,194
What the fuck
is wrong with her?
1503
01:19:21,228 --> 01:19:23,998
-Nigga, it's the Adderall.
-I'm on Adderall?
1504
01:19:24,032 --> 01:19:25,232
No, baby, you're not on nothing.
1505
01:19:25,265 --> 01:19:26,733
Okay.
1506
01:19:41,281 --> 01:19:43,650
Stop yelling. Stop yelling.
Stop yelling.
1507
01:19:54,528 --> 01:19:57,098
I've been thinking,
they keep locking
the doors on us.
1508
01:19:57,131 --> 01:19:58,632
While we got them unlocked,
1509
01:19:58,665 --> 01:20:00,333
maybe we should prop them open,
so they don't keep locking 'em.
1510
01:20:00,367 --> 01:20:02,436
Right. Great idea. Right.
1511
01:20:02,469 --> 01:20:04,504
I'm just gonna...
We just have to...
1512
01:20:04,538 --> 01:20:07,175
-I'm gonna need this one.
-Ouch.
1513
01:20:07,207 --> 01:20:09,209
Hey, Lisa, he's got a note.
1514
01:20:14,881 --> 01:20:16,150
It says,
"You're getting warmer."
1515
01:20:16,184 --> 01:20:17,851
Poor Clifton.
1516
01:20:17,884 --> 01:20:21,421
"Fatal accident claims life
of local nurse
Lateesha Paine, age 29."
1517
01:20:21,455 --> 01:20:23,057
-What?
-"Arrested on the scene,
1518
01:20:23,091 --> 01:20:25,692
"Clifton Franklin James
1519
01:20:25,726 --> 01:20:28,228
"was driving under the influence
of alcohol and struck Ms. Paine.
1520
01:20:28,261 --> 01:20:30,397
"Mr. James is to be arraigned
on manslaughter "
1521
01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:48,916
What the hell did he have to do
with this?
1522
01:20:57,357 --> 01:20:58,960
-What the fuck?
-What the fuck?
1523
01:21:07,201 --> 01:21:08,635
No, no, no.
1524
01:21:08,668 --> 01:21:12,506
I got this whole basement
riddled with plastic explosives.
1525
01:21:12,539 --> 01:21:15,943
Now, one of you guys move
and poof!
1526
01:21:15,977 --> 01:21:18,980
So, if you don't mind,
I think I'll give us
some privacy.
1527
01:21:21,215 --> 01:21:23,617
Wait! No! Fuck.
1528
01:21:23,650 --> 01:21:27,387
King. Shit. King!
They locked them in.
1529
01:21:27,420 --> 01:21:28,956
So, drop your weapons.
1530
01:21:30,857 --> 01:21:32,292
Now!
1531
01:21:35,595 --> 01:21:38,365
And big guy, do you mind
kicking that over to me?
1532
01:21:38,398 --> 01:21:40,034
The crossbow?
Slowly.
1533
01:21:42,302 --> 01:21:43,703
I really appreciate it.
1534
01:21:45,605 --> 01:21:46,640
Okay.
1535
01:21:47,141 --> 01:21:48,408
This is heavy.
1536
01:21:50,912 --> 01:21:51,878
Okay.
1537
01:21:51,913 --> 01:21:54,714
Wait, Clifton,
you did all of this, why?
1538
01:21:54,748 --> 01:21:57,317
I would love
to answer that question, truly.
1539
01:21:57,350 --> 01:21:59,086
But in order to do that,
1540
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:00,620
you're gonna have to
play my game.
1541
01:22:00,654 --> 01:22:01,755
Hell no.
1542
01:22:01,788 --> 01:22:03,623
No, you don't wanna play?
You don't wanna play?
1543
01:22:03,657 --> 01:22:05,659
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Come on.
1544
01:22:05,692 --> 01:22:07,094
Question one.
1545
01:22:08,328 --> 01:22:09,863
Why am I doing this?
1546
01:22:13,267 --> 01:22:14,501
Now, listen,
1547
01:22:14,534 --> 01:22:16,436
you should be familiar
with the rules by now.
1548
01:22:16,469 --> 01:22:19,873
It's been a long night.
Right answers only.
1549
01:22:19,907 --> 01:22:21,209
But we don't know.
1550
01:22:21,242 --> 01:22:22,910
Wrong answer.
1551
01:22:23,743 --> 01:22:24,845
Shit!
1552
01:22:26,847 --> 01:22:30,717
So, hey, Dewayne,
the next one won't miss.
1553
01:22:30,750 --> 01:22:32,652
Gonna ask you
just one more time.
1554
01:22:32,686 --> 01:22:37,757
Question one,
why am I doing this?
1555
01:22:37,791 --> 01:22:40,760
The article about
the girl you killed?
1556
01:22:40,794 --> 01:22:44,298
Ding, ding, ding, ding.
Good job, Lis.
1557
01:22:44,332 --> 01:22:46,433
Good job. All right.
1558
01:22:46,466 --> 01:22:49,937
Per the article, that happened
10 years ago tonight.
1559
01:22:49,971 --> 01:22:51,538
Question two,
1560
01:22:51,571 --> 01:22:55,876
what else happened
10 years ago tonight?
1561
01:22:55,910 --> 01:22:58,045
It was, uh...
1562
01:22:59,146 --> 01:23:00,680
The what? Come on.
1563
01:23:00,714 --> 01:23:04,051
The party. It was the party.
It was the Juneteenth party.
1564
01:23:04,085 --> 01:23:05,652
Ding, fucking, ding.
1565
01:23:05,685 --> 01:23:08,421
-I remember
you got really drunk.
-Okay.
1566
01:23:08,455 --> 01:23:09,789
Lisa and I kept trying
to give your ass shots
1567
01:23:09,823 --> 01:23:11,524
but all you wanted to do
was fucking play Spades.
1568
01:23:11,558 --> 01:23:12,893
The pot was up
to $1,000 that night
1569
01:23:12,927 --> 01:23:14,895
and everybody was acting
fucking crazy.
1570
01:23:14,929 --> 01:23:17,530
Yeah, motherfuckers
were fucking tripping.
1571
01:23:17,564 --> 01:23:20,767
You know, I was just so excited
1572
01:23:20,800 --> 01:23:23,337
to be around people
that looked like me.
1573
01:23:23,371 --> 01:23:24,804
And I'll be the first to admit,
1574
01:23:24,838 --> 01:23:28,541
I was never the best dancer,
Dewayne,
1575
01:23:28,575 --> 01:23:30,510
or the funniest, Shanika,
1576
01:23:30,543 --> 01:23:33,580
or the best cheater,
Nnamdi... Relax.
1577
01:23:34,382 --> 01:23:35,482
Or whatever you do, Lisa.
1578
01:23:35,515 --> 01:23:37,884
-I'm an attorney.
-Congrats.
1579
01:23:37,919 --> 01:23:42,789
But you know,
one thing I love
more than all that is games.
1580
01:23:42,822 --> 01:23:45,192
Monopoly, chess,
checkers, Connect Four,
1581
01:23:45,226 --> 01:23:48,561
whatever you wanna play me in,
I'm a monster at it, you know.
1582
01:23:48,595 --> 01:23:50,932
But the one game
I could never,
1583
01:23:50,965 --> 01:23:54,734
ever really get a handle on
was Spades.
1584
01:23:55,769 --> 01:24:00,473
Because nobody plays
Spades in Vermont!
1585
01:24:01,409 --> 01:24:04,912
So, that night I made
one honest mistake.
1586
01:24:06,813 --> 01:24:09,383
I thought I was out of clubs.
1587
01:24:09,417 --> 01:24:11,751
Oh, shit. Shit.
I remember that.
1588
01:24:11,785 --> 01:24:12,920
You fucked around
and you reneged.
1589
01:24:12,954 --> 01:24:14,487
And it could have happened
to anybody.
1590
01:24:14,521 --> 01:24:16,023
Not to niggas
who know how to play.
1591
01:24:16,057 --> 01:24:17,925
It was an honest mistake!
1592
01:24:22,029 --> 01:24:23,530
-What you doing?
-Yes!
1593
01:24:27,834 --> 01:24:28,668
Motherfucker.
1594
01:24:28,702 --> 01:24:30,938
Clifton! I thought he was dead.
1595
01:24:30,972 --> 01:24:32,706
I guess he's better at games
than we thought.
1596
01:24:32,739 --> 01:24:34,175
It was a simple mistake.
1597
01:24:35,009 --> 01:24:38,346
A mistake that
you all couldn't let go.
1598
01:24:38,379 --> 01:24:43,783
You turned it
into some ultimatum
about how Black I was.
1599
01:24:43,817 --> 01:24:47,455
And you laughed at me,
and you attacked me
1600
01:24:47,487 --> 01:24:48,923
about my Blackness.
1601
01:24:50,523 --> 01:24:51,891
And then you ruined my life.
1602
01:24:51,926 --> 01:24:54,161
Everyone gets shit
over Spades,
1603
01:24:54,195 --> 01:24:56,163
it's not like
someone revoked your Black card.
1604
01:24:56,197 --> 01:24:59,599
No, Lisa, you're incorrect.
That's exactly what you said.
1605
01:24:59,632 --> 01:25:01,402
Your exact words. I remember.
1606
01:25:01,435 --> 01:25:04,972
You said, "Yeah, nigga,
your Black card's revoked."
That's what you said.
1607
01:25:05,006 --> 01:25:07,241
You know, that tracks.
1608
01:25:07,274 --> 01:25:11,511
You know, I was really honored
to be your friend, you know.
1609
01:25:12,313 --> 01:25:13,847
Until you said what you said.
1610
01:25:14,748 --> 01:25:17,817
And then I became
embarrassed, rejected.
1611
01:25:18,419 --> 01:25:19,652
And you know what I did?
1612
01:25:21,122 --> 01:25:24,858
I drank for the first time
ever that night,
1613
01:25:24,891 --> 01:25:27,995
and I drove away
to escape the ridicule.
1614
01:25:28,029 --> 01:25:32,233
And I didn't see this woman
in front of me
1615
01:25:33,134 --> 01:25:37,537
until her body hit my car.
1616
01:25:37,570 --> 01:25:41,042
If he controlling the locks,
who was controlling them
when he was with us?
1617
01:25:45,246 --> 01:25:47,680
I served 4 years in jail.
1618
01:25:47,714 --> 01:25:49,350
4 years for manslaughter?
1619
01:25:49,383 --> 01:25:51,785
That's like, grad school, man.
1620
01:25:51,818 --> 01:25:56,290
You know,
I got a little jealous
1621
01:25:57,491 --> 01:25:58,792
of seeing the lives
you were living,
1622
01:25:58,825 --> 01:26:00,494
the amazing lives
you were living,
1623
01:26:00,528 --> 01:26:02,695
because my life got taken away.
1624
01:26:02,729 --> 01:26:05,799
Because I wasn't
Black enough for you.
1625
01:26:05,832 --> 01:26:09,636
I honestly thought that
those redneck twins
1626
01:26:09,669 --> 01:26:13,974
would have gotten the job done,
but they didn't.
1627
01:26:14,008 --> 01:26:16,876
I guess cheap labor
is cheap for a reason.
1628
01:26:16,911 --> 01:26:18,878
Anyway, I'm gonna
kill you guys now,
1629
01:26:18,913 --> 01:26:20,814
and I'm gonna dispose
your bodies the same way
1630
01:26:20,847 --> 01:26:24,751
I did Morgan and Shawn's,
in the well.
1631
01:26:26,320 --> 01:26:27,687
-Nigga!
-Nigga!
1632
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:29,056
Nigga indeed.
1633
01:26:33,561 --> 01:26:34,962
-Got it.
-Yeah.
1634
01:26:35,563 --> 01:26:36,964
Oh, fuck.
1635
01:26:37,897 --> 01:26:38,898
Okay.
1636
01:26:40,600 --> 01:26:44,472
-I don't know which one...
I don't know which one.
-Try that one.
1637
01:26:44,505 --> 01:26:47,308
How about once and for all
we find out
1638
01:26:47,341 --> 01:26:50,177
which one of you
is the Blackest?
1639
01:26:50,211 --> 01:26:54,548
I'm gonna call this round,
Black Sophie's Choice.
1640
01:26:54,582 --> 01:26:57,518
And remember,
you brought this on yourselves.
1641
01:26:57,551 --> 01:27:01,621
You know, for a moment,
I actually thought
1642
01:27:02,256 --> 01:27:06,293
maybe you changed, maybe,
1643
01:27:06,327 --> 01:27:09,829
until you sent me out to die.
1644
01:27:11,831 --> 01:27:14,634
And why?
Because I wasn't Black enough?
1645
01:27:14,667 --> 01:27:16,337
It was mainly
just the Trump thing.
1646
01:27:16,370 --> 01:27:17,438
Shut up!
1647
01:27:17,471 --> 01:27:21,841
Lisa, pick! Who is the Blackest?
1648
01:27:21,875 --> 01:27:25,279
And remember, the one you choose
is gonna die.
1649
01:27:25,312 --> 01:27:27,081
We're not playing your game,
you just gonna kill us anyway.
1650
01:27:27,114 --> 01:27:29,116
- So, just do it.
- Fuck your game, bruh.
1651
01:27:29,150 --> 01:27:30,683
I actually think
we should keep playing.
1652
01:27:30,717 --> 01:27:32,019
You know what,
I'm with Shanika
and Nnamdi.
1653
01:27:32,052 --> 01:27:33,454
At this point,
you've been fucking
with us
1654
01:27:33,487 --> 01:27:35,122
-this entire night.
-That's right.
1655
01:27:35,156 --> 01:27:38,526
So, your non-Black, coon,
MAGA ass can kiss
1656
01:27:38,559 --> 01:27:40,094
- my Black ass.
- As a matter of fact...
1657
01:27:40,127 --> 01:27:42,229
- Do you trust me?
- With my life.
1658
01:27:42,263 --> 01:27:44,165
Okay,
then play the game.
1659
01:27:44,198 --> 01:27:45,899
...your little
ass crossbow.
1660
01:27:45,933 --> 01:27:47,834
I should flick your little ass
across this goddamn basement.
1661
01:27:47,867 --> 01:27:49,537
Okay,
I'll play your game.
1662
01:27:49,570 --> 01:27:51,038
Wait, what? Baby, what?
1663
01:27:51,071 --> 01:27:52,473
Lis, how the fuck you just gon'
change your mind like that?
1664
01:27:52,506 --> 01:27:53,641
I'll play your game.
1665
01:27:53,673 --> 01:27:58,412
Yes!
Finally, we have a competitor.
1666
01:27:58,445 --> 01:28:00,514
Now, go ahead, choose.
1667
01:28:00,548 --> 01:28:02,082
Which one's the Blackest?
1668
01:28:02,116 --> 01:28:04,585
-I choose myself.
-Wait, baby, what?
1669
01:28:04,618 --> 01:28:07,488
What? No, that's not what I...
What I said.
1670
01:28:07,521 --> 01:28:09,822
I said choose one of them,
one of them.
1671
01:28:09,856 --> 01:28:12,259
Choose one of them!
Go! Now!
1672
01:28:12,293 --> 01:28:14,794
Those are the fucking rules,
Lisa! Pick!
1673
01:28:14,827 --> 01:28:16,763
Psst. Nnamdi.
1674
01:28:16,796 --> 01:28:18,933
- You talking to me?
- Yes.
1675
01:28:18,966 --> 01:28:20,467
- Yo, this is trippy.
- I didn't think
1676
01:28:20,501 --> 01:28:22,069
this mind talking worked
for the guys,
but go ahead.
1677
01:28:22,102 --> 01:28:24,505
I need you
to hit him low.
1678
01:28:24,538 --> 01:28:26,006
Wait a minute.
What?
1679
01:28:26,040 --> 01:28:29,143
I said hit him low
and I'm gonna hit him high.
1680
01:28:29,176 --> 01:28:31,744
Choose one of them!
Choose one of 'em!
1681
01:28:31,778 --> 01:28:33,514
Choose one of 'em, Lisa!
1682
01:28:33,547 --> 01:28:36,217
He's crazy.
Are you sure?
Yes, nigga. I'm sure.
1683
01:28:36,250 --> 01:28:37,750
You heard me,
I choose myself.
1684
01:28:37,784 --> 01:28:39,486
Okay.
- I refuse to play
your game.
1685
01:28:42,923 --> 01:28:45,092
Wait,
did you hear all of that?
1686
01:28:45,125 --> 01:28:47,094
Yes,
motherfucker, I did.
1687
01:28:47,127 --> 01:28:48,195
Oh...
1688
01:28:48,229 --> 01:28:50,297
You done
fucked up now!
1689
01:28:52,732 --> 01:28:58,005
You guys just gave away
the only thing
you had going for you.
1690
01:28:59,607 --> 01:29:01,275
And that was
the element of surprise.
1691
01:29:02,476 --> 01:29:04,945
It's fine, Dewayne.
It's okay.
1692
01:29:04,979 --> 01:29:09,383
Because luckily,
I still have mine.
1693
01:29:11,719 --> 01:29:13,387
No, no, no!
1694
01:29:13,420 --> 01:29:14,989
-Shit!
-Oh, my God!
1695
01:29:15,022 --> 01:29:16,789
No, no, let him bleed.
1696
01:29:16,823 --> 01:29:19,994
Let him go!
Let him go!
1697
01:29:20,027 --> 01:29:22,563
-Let him bleed. Okay?
-Fuck you.
1698
01:29:22,596 --> 01:29:28,369
Lisa, I don't think
you've fully grasped the gravity
of this situation.
1699
01:29:28,402 --> 01:29:32,839
So, I'm going to repeat myself
one last time.
1700
01:29:34,241 --> 01:29:37,044
Which one of your friends
is the Blackest?
1701
01:29:40,714 --> 01:29:43,284
I, I...
1702
01:29:43,917 --> 01:29:45,185
You can try two at a time.
1703
01:29:46,886 --> 01:29:48,155
What was that?
Hey.
1704
01:29:48,188 --> 01:29:50,857
I got... Stay right there.
Stay right there!
1705
01:29:50,890 --> 01:29:54,161
Oh! No! Oh, my...
1706
01:29:54,861 --> 01:29:56,730
Okay. Time out.
1707
01:29:56,764 --> 01:30:00,234
-What the fuck?
-Watch my ear! Let go!
1708
01:30:00,267 --> 01:30:01,368
Shoot him!
1709
01:30:02,002 --> 01:30:03,470
-Shoot who?
-Him!
1710
01:30:03,504 --> 01:30:05,172
-Shoot him!
-Who's him?
1711
01:30:05,205 --> 01:30:07,074
-Shoot him, Shanika!
-Nigga, it's dark!
1712
01:30:07,107 --> 01:30:08,841
-The one on the left.
-The one on the right!
1713
01:30:08,875 --> 01:30:10,044
Wait, who's on the right
and who's on the left?
1714
01:30:10,077 --> 01:30:11,679
- To the left!
- Your right.
1715
01:30:11,712 --> 01:30:13,113
- My right?
- Your left!
1716
01:30:13,147 --> 01:30:14,847
Dewayne,
I don't wanna shoot you.
Say something gay.
1717
01:30:14,881 --> 01:30:17,151
Bitch, that is offensive.
How fucking dare you?
1718
01:30:17,184 --> 01:30:18,218
Got it!
1719
01:30:20,587 --> 01:30:21,655
You're gay?
1720
01:30:21,689 --> 01:30:23,123
-Wait, wait, wait.
-What, what?
1721
01:30:23,157 --> 01:30:24,591
I don't know.
I can't see anything.
1722
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:35,002
Yes, motherfucker!
Yes.
1723
01:30:50,117 --> 01:30:51,919
-Okay, come on,
-we fucking did it.
-Let's get it!
1724
01:30:53,153 --> 01:30:55,589
-Fuck,
wait a minute! Damn!
-Fuck.
1725
01:31:02,229 --> 01:31:04,531
Ain't that some poetic
fucking justice.
1726
01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:08,035
I guess he's not doing too well.
1727
01:31:08,068 --> 01:31:09,703
-Dewayne.
-You see what I did there?
1728
01:31:09,737 --> 01:31:10,771
Somebody's dead, nigga.
1729
01:31:10,804 --> 01:31:13,707
-That's a good kick, bruh.
-Thanks.
1730
01:31:13,741 --> 01:31:14,942
Told you we'd handle it.
1731
01:31:16,243 --> 01:31:18,878
-There is an arrow, it's okay.
-I'm sorry.
1732
01:31:37,631 --> 01:31:40,267
We did it. We survived.
1733
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:43,303
-So, what do we do now?
-Call the cops?
1734
01:31:50,010 --> 01:31:51,211
Oh, shit!
1735
01:31:54,047 --> 01:31:55,315
Hey, but for real, though.
1736
01:32:13,367 --> 01:32:15,302
We can always call
and act like White women.
1737
01:32:15,335 --> 01:32:17,371
Mmm.
1738
01:32:17,404 --> 01:32:19,373
When they get here
expecting Hannah, Kailey
and Kimberley
1739
01:32:19,406 --> 01:32:22,643
and see our Black asses
and it's bang, bang, then what?
1740
01:32:22,976 --> 01:32:24,311
You right.
1741
01:32:24,344 --> 01:32:26,880
Any other ideas
on how to get help
1742
01:32:26,915 --> 01:32:28,982
without getting shot
in the process?
1743
01:32:29,016 --> 01:32:32,219
I got it. I'm a genius.
1744
01:32:41,862 --> 01:32:45,232
So, why did we decide
to do this?
1745
01:32:45,265 --> 01:32:48,602
Oh, because firemen won't
shoot you. You see?
1746
01:32:48,635 --> 01:32:50,003
It's called beating the system.
1747
01:32:50,037 --> 01:32:51,472
I know I'm high as fuck,
1748
01:32:51,505 --> 01:32:53,140
but, nigga, did you change
your clothes?
1749
01:32:53,173 --> 01:32:55,542
Yes, I did! The news might come.
We might be on TV.
1750
01:32:55,576 --> 01:32:56,977
As a highlighter?
1751
01:32:57,010 --> 01:32:58,412
Oh, shit.
1752
01:32:58,445 --> 01:33:01,215
Dewayne,
you was right. Here they
come now.